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4:From: sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (Stuart Harris)
5:Subject: HAMNET log 12 dec
6:To: msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
7:Date: Thu, 5 May 1994 15:11:33 -0700 (PDT)
8:
9:*****************THE HAMNET PLAYERS****************************
10:
11:"HamNet" World Premiere, 12th Dec 1993 20:00 GMT - CAPTURE FILE
12:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
13:***IMPORTANT NOTE***
14:THIS EVENT, LIKE ALL PRODUCTIONS OF THE HAMNET PLAYERS, IS IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN
15:AS AN INTERNET EXHIBIT. THE CAPTURE FILE MAY BE FREELY DISTRIBUTED BUT THE
16:ACTUAL CYBER-PLAY IS COPYRIGHTED AND SHOULD NOT BE RE-STAGED WITHOUT
17:PERMISSION, WHICH WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE GIVEN IN ALL CASES.
18:sirrah@cg57.esnet.com FOR ALL INQUIRIES.
19:
20:==============================================================================
21:
22:
23: TABLE OF CONTENTS:
24:
25: 1: THE VAMP ......................... 2
26: 2: THE RECRUITING ................... 7
27: 3: THE CASTING CALL .................10
28: 4: THE FALSE START ..................35
29: 5: THE PERFORMANCE ..................39
30: 6: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY .....45
31:
32:
33:
34:
35:++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 1: THE VAMP ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
36:{10:56}
37:/server ra.oc.com
38::
39::
40:/join #hamnet
41:*** El_Ingles (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
42:*** Users on #Hamnet: El_Ingles @GeekChrus
43:<El_Ingles> haloooooo
44:<GeekChrus> welcome el
45:<El_Ingles> cd u op me, pls???? I've got a play 2 run here.
46:<GeekChrus> ok, one sec
47:/whois geekchrus
48:*** GeekChrus is jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy Industries Ltd.)
49:*** on channels: @#Hamnet
50:*** on irc via server irc.netsys.com (NETSYS COMMUNICATIONS)
51:*** Mode change "+o El_Ingles" on channel #Hamnet by GeekChrus
52:<El_Ingles> Thanx. Do u know abt this romp???
53:<GeekChrus> yes
54:/topic ircHamlet_World_Premiere_Coming_Shortly
55:<GeekChrus> i just thought i'd get here early
56:*** El_Ingles has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to
57:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_Coming_Shortly
58:<El_Ingles> geek:fine, no prob. where did u hear abt it?
59:<GeekChrus> on NPR
60:<GeekChrus> (na;tional public radio)
61:
62:<El_Ingles> Ah! Great. Thatwas me
63:<GeekChrus> good idea
64:/set user_info <striving 4 a better irc>
65:*** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to <striving 4 a better irc>
66:<GeekChrus> there were a few others that came by earlier, i am sure
they'll be
67:+back
68:<El_Ingles> we tried it last month but were blown away by a thunderstorm
69:<El_Ingles> !!!!!!
70:/l pora
71:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
72:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
73:<GeekChrus> I gotta go look for my copy o' Hamlet
74:<El_Ingles> geek:this is just a pastiche...
75:<El_Ingles> we feed u the lines in /query mode
76:<GeekChrus> can you start as performer and easily get out, I can't stay
too
77:+long
78:*** lisac (U38440@uicvm.uic.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
79:/l wpsb
80:> :
81:> Welcome, everybody. Please stand by.......
82:> :
83:<El_Ingles> geek:no. it's only 80 lines tho
84:/whois lisac
85:*** lisac is U38440@uicvm.uic.edu (!id Lisa)
86:*** on channels: #Hamnet
87:*** on irc via server irc.acns.nwu.edu (Something new and radioactively
88:+purple)
89:
90:<GeekChrus> ok
91:/l pora
92:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
93:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
94:<GeekChrus> here goes, give it a try
95:<GeekChrus> P
96:<GeekChrus> P
97:<El_Ingles> good on yer
98:<lisac> a
99:<El_Ingles> hi lisac do u know abt this??
100:<GeekChrus> one performer, one audience
101:*** patou (U54115@uicvm.uic.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
102:<lisac> i heard of this thru a friend, actually
103:<patou> hello everybody
104:<El_Ingles> welcome
105:/l pora
106:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
107:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
108:<patou> thanks :)
109:/whois patou
110:*** patou is U54115@uicvm.uic.edu (!id Patrick)
111:*** on channels: #Hamnet
112:*** on irc via server irc.acns.nwu.edu (Something new and radioactively
113:+purple)
114:<patou> lisa?
115:<lisac> hello patou
116:<patou> hi, listen you know what?
117:<El_Ingles> patou:?
118:<lisac> sorry
119:/nick Producer
120:
121:*** El_Ingles is now known as Producer
122:-NickServ- * This Nickname is already registered by another person.
Please try
123:+to avoid confusion and choose another one.
124:/nick _Producer
125:*** Producer is now known as _Producer
126:<_Producer> ....Nickserv prob
127:<_Producer> patou:do u know abt this romp???
128:<patou> what?
129:<_Producer> the World Premiere of the irc Hamlet, starting here in an
hour!!!!
130:<lisac> sorry, everyone i will be back in a moment
131:<patou> prod: huh?
132:<_Producer> This is the first ever irc theater
133:<_Producer> 17 roles..
134:<patou> hehehehe
135:/l parts
136:> :
137:> :
138:> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
139:> :
140:> audience 2 lines + ad lib
141:> SCENE 5 lines
142:> _Enter 7 lines
143:> _Exit 2 lines
144:> prompter 1 line
145:
146:> :
147:> Ghost 2 lines
148:> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
149:> R_krantz 5 lines
150:> G_stern 3 lines
151:> _Queen 8 lines
152:> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
153:> King 4 lines
154:> Laertes 3 lines
155:> Fort_bras 2 lines
156:> Drum 1 line
157:> Colours 1 line
158:> Attndts 1 line
159:> :
160:> :
161:*** lisac has left channel #Hamnet
162:*** patou has left channel #Hamnet
163:<_Producer> patou:geddit?
164:<_Producer> oops
165:/who *
166:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
167:#Hamnet GeekChrus H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
168:+Ltd.)
169:/set novice off
170:*** Value of NOVICE set to OFF
171:<_Producer> geek:don't leave pls... we need >1 op
172:<_Producer> geek:whereabouts ru if i may ask?
173:*** trammie (daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk) has joined channel #hamnet
174:<_Producer> welcome trammie
175:<_Producer> do you know about the irc Hamlet?
176:<trammie> hi producer.. Iis itstarted yet????
177:<_Producer> nope
178:<_Producer> nother 45 min
179
180:<trammie> no not really I heard about this on public radio yesterday.. and
181:+Ijust want to check it out (:
182:<_Producer> that was me on NPR...
183:<GeekChrus> i'm back
184:<GeekChrus> sorry
185:<_Producer> no prob
186:/l pora
187:<GeekChrus> who needs ops
188:<trammie> no another 45 min... I thoughti t said noon.. oh.. noon not my
time
189:+(:
190:<_Producer> geek:nobody yet
191:<_Producer> i just get nervous at the thought of only 1 op
192:<trammie> really cool (: your sounded great (: good job...
193:<_Producer> thanx tram
194:<GeekChrus> oh, ok
195:/l pora
196:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
197:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
198:<trammie> prod : tellme about this...
199:<trammie> A
200:<_Producer> tram:it's the first step toward irc theatre...
201:<_Producer> we've reduced Hamlet 2 80 lines of irc jargon
202:<trammie> * I would perform but I can't stay long (:
203:<_Producer> 17 roles
204:<trammie> oh ok..*in the future pictures * (:
205:<_Producer> prolly take 20 min once we get started
206:<_Producer> tram:in the future audio, art, u name it
207:<trammie> sounds exciteing.. a midlestone in net-theatre (:
208:<_Producer> EXACTLY. u've got it
209:/whois trammie
210:*** trammie is daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk (uicvm.uic.edu)
211:*** on channels: #Hamnet
212:*** on irc via server irc.tuzvo.sk ([192.108.157.3] TU Zvolen, Slovakia)
213:<trammie> WOW i'll tell my children... when I get older (:
214:<_Producer> hehehehe i already told mine
215:<GeekChrus> I've got kids, they think this is WEAK!!
216:<_Producer> geek:how old?
217:<GeekChrus> they stole my copy of Hamlet
218:<GeekChrus> 5, 10
219:<_Producer> oh well whaddya expect?
220:<GeekChrus> yeah
221:<trammie> this is a start... the first cars where nothing like what we hve
222:+today.. so it's ok (:
223:<_Producer> they prolly like Nintendo, huh?
224:<GeekChrus> there was a group that did a ghoststory telling session on irc
225:<trammie> this won't be as polished ... but it'sll get better (: tell them
226:+that (:'
227:<_Producer> oh yeah?
228:<_Producer> hey, we're very organized here
229:<trammie> geek : really that sounds fun (:
230:<_Producer> ... we even have the set constructed
231:<trammie> oh shoot... Igotta go.. i'll be back in 1/2 hour (: see youtwo
later
232:+(:
233:<_Producer> bye
234:*** Signoff: trammie (Leaving)
235:*** mattkest (mattkest@world.std.com) has joined channel #hamnet
236:<_Producer> welcome matt
237:<GeekChrus> later
238:
239:<mattkest> hi
240:<_Producer> matt:do you know abt this irc theater?
241:<GeekChrus> hi matt
242:<mattkest> <matt> yes. I heard about this on Science Friday and decided
not to
243:+miss
244:<GeekChrus> _Prod: is there a way of making text "Curtains" that scroll
up?
245:<_Producer> geek:yeah, sorta.\
246:<_Producer> matt:that was me on NPR
247:*** NickD (DJURIC@hulaw1.harvard.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
248:<_Producer> welcome nick
249:<NickD> hey
250:<NickD> Heard about this on NPR
251:<_Producer> nick:that was me
252:/l pora
253:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
254:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
255:<NickD> a
256:/l parts
257:> :
258:> :
259:> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
260:> :
261:> audience 2 lines + ad lib
262:> SCENE 5 lines
263:> _Enter 7 lines
264:> _Exit 2 lines
265:> prompter 1 line
266:> :
267:> Ghost 2 lines
268:> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
269:> R_krantz 5 lines
270:> G_stern 3 lines
271:> _Queen 8 lines
272:> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
273:> King 4 lines
274:> Laertes 3 lines
275:> Fort_bras 2 lines
276:> Drum 1 line
277:> Colours 1 line
278:> Attndts 1 line
279:> :
280:> :
281:/who *
282:<mattkest> <matt> prod: still a newbie, prefer to watch (read) the show!
283:#Hamnet NickD H DJURIC@hulaw1.harvard.edu (<Nick>)
284:#Hamnet mattkest H mattkest@world.std.com (matt kestenbaum)
285:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
286:#Hamnet GeekChrus H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
287:+Ltd.)
288:<_Producer> ok
289:<_Producer> geek:whereabouts ru if i may ask?
290:<GeekChrus> was Hamlet on the list?
291:<_Producer> geek:nope, I get 2 play him. How else am I ever going to? :-)
292:<NickD> Is the play at 3:00?
293:<_Producer> nickD: P or A?
294:<_Producer> yes
295:<_Producer> 3:00 Harvard time
296:<NickD> Okay, I'll be back.
297:
298:*** NickD has left channel #hamnet
299:<mattkest> <matt> Prod: no Hamnet T shirt in the lobby? :)
300:<_Producer> hehehehe
301:<_Producer> we're trying 2 negotiate 4 the T-shirt rights ;-)
302:* GeekChrus is practicing his english accent
303:<_Producer> little-known facts #1: Hamnet was the name of Shakespeare's
son in
304:RL
305:<_Producer> Geek:better practice yr Danish accent..
306:<GeekChrus> oops
307:/l lostms
308:> :
309:> :
310:> ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>***
311:> THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO LIGHT..
312:> The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon
313:> Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was
314:> the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play "Hamlet"
315:> =========================
316:> THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE ITS FIRST PERFORMANCE HERE IN A MOMENT OR 2
317:> :
318:> :
319:<mattkest> <matt> Prod: can we declare the Hamnet is appearing in the
Glob-al
320:+theater
321:<_Producer> good idea
322:<_Producer> :
323:<_Producer> Little-known facts #2: The game of Go is just golf with the
line
324:+feed missing
325:<_Producer> :
326:<GeekChrus> sesame
327:<GeekChrus> selfsame
328:<_Producer> good 1
329:<GeekChrus> not quite
330:<_Producer> pier
331:<_Producer> pilfer
332:<GeekChrus> shelfish
333:<_Producer> oh, sheesh...
334:<_Producer> :
335:*** Signoff: mattkest (Leaving)
336:
337:+++++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 2: THE RECRUITMENT +++++++++++++++++++++++
338:
339:/who #england
340:#england Digiboy H@ sparky@hayes.mtsu.edu (Hotter `n Georgia Asphalt)
341:#england beeker H@ ~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU (<me....whoelse?>)
342:#england aliza H gsf4@jambo.cc.columbia.edu (Gregory Scott
Fernandez)
343:#england Gazza H@ absgh@midge.bath.ac.uk (The fuckers shall rue
the
344:+day!)
345:#england mealler H ~v129q568@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Amy E Proctor
Ii)
346:#england Polona H@ polona@cmir.arnes.si (Be_nice_to_me)
347:#england c-j H@ ee3caj@midge.bath.ac.uk (C Joslin)
348:#england Observer H@ ktjuka@uta.fi (I Observ - hit on me and I kick
ass)
349:#england ArnieRim H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (Arnold J Rimmer BSc SSc)
350:#england LaurelC H@ CHRISTLM@grace.alfred.edu (<still_very_horny>)
351:#england Zygon H@ bbs@aug3.augsburg.edu (Auggie BBS)
352:#england Mysteron H@ csd1ba@altair.herts.ac.uk (Yeah I am worth
looking up
353:+arent I?)
354:#england Nibbles H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
355:#england Sparkey H@ ~cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk (Always Look On The Bright
356:
357:+Side Of Life)
358:
359:/join #england
360:*** _Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #england
361:*** Topic for #england: This is stupid
362:*** Users on #england: _Producer @Digiboy @beeker aliza @President @Gazza
363:+Jasper mealler @Martbob @Polona @c-j @Observer @ArnieRim @LaurelC @Zygon
364:+@Mysteron @Nibbles @Sparkey
365:*** aliza has left channel #england
366:* Zygon is still kissing President....helps me to relax ;) Muahaha!
367:<Sparkey> zygon - what you singing?
368:/l recruit
369:<_Producer> Everybody is invited to the World Premiere of the irc
adaptation
370:+of Hamlet starting on channel hamnet at 20:00 GMT
371:* Martbob comforts Zygon and makes her tea
372:/leave #
373:<Zygon> martbob: we sing country and classic rock usually, but tonight is
374:+christmas shit ACK!
375:<Sparkey> el?
376:<beeker> producer ... when???????????????
377:<Martbob> Zygon: Where too?
378:<LaurelC> hey Zygon, youre all over my men
379:<Jasper> What is this 'Action' I see on my screen?
380:<c-j> zygon : couldnt spare one of those kisses for me could you ????
381:<Digiboy> sparkey baby says hello
382:*** Mysteron has changed the topic on channel #england to Hey!!!! Zygon's
383:+gonna sing tonight!!! [tm]
384:<Zygon> sparkey: said i ton of xmas shit :) ehh
385:<Martbob> Zygon: are you playing?
386:* Sparkey cuddles up to laurelc
387:<_Producer> Beeker:yes it is I, El_Ing. in 15 mins
388:<Zygon> hee hee hee thanks Mysteron :) heh
389:<Sparkey> digiboy - give her a hug from me
390:<Gazza> _Prod: Wh is ataking the lead?
391:<beeker> producer ... where????????????????
392:<Digiboy> sparkey oh i will =)
393:<_Producer> beekwer:on #hamnet
394:* Martbob falls in love with Zygon *
395:<Digiboy> sparkey i will
396:<Sparkey> babysnake - sorry i wwasn't there yesterday
397:<Zygon> matbob: yep, keyboard, saxaphone, and guitar :)
398:* LaurelC cuddles sparkey back
399:<Digiboy> oops
400:<beeker> heeheehee....hamnet!
401:/whois beeker
402:<Digiboy> =)
403:*** beeker is ~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU (<me....whoelse?>)
404:*** on channels: @#england
405:*** on irc via server IRC.INDIANA.EDU ([fang.cica.indiana.edu] Indiana
406:+Looniversity. 2.8.)
407:*** Mysteron has changed the topic on channel #england to Three cheers
for our
408:+resident singer!!!! [tm]
409:<Martbob> Zygon<--------MegaSweet
410:<Martbob> HIP!
411:<Sparkey> HIP HIP
412:* beeker cuddles up with herself and her wool sox.......
413:<Martbob> HOORAY!
414:<Zygon> martbob: tankee :) *huggerz*
415:
416:<Sparkey> HIP HIP
417:/leave #england
418:*** Digiboy has changed the topic on channel #england to Its Digi's 21st
419:+B-day!!!
420:*** _Producer has left channel #england
421:-> *beeker* cu there?
422:
423:/who *
424:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
425:#Hamnet GeekChrus H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
426:+Ltd.)
427:
428:/who #hottub
429:#hottub Clay H CEKELLEY@indyvax.iupui.edu (<A Serf in Elight's
430:+Kingdom!>)
431:#hottub JoeFriday H rp29@UNIX4.ANDREW.CMU.EDU (???)
432:#hottub Cyberdoug H@ dstewart@nmr.york.cuny.edu ( Official UIRC
Destroyer
433:+Bot )
434:#hottub TBABot H@ TBABot-C@clark.hofstra.edu (TBABot C v1.4 -
Official
435:+UIRC Destroyer Bot)
436:#hottub Kanan H@ kanan@umcc.umcc.umich.edu ( Searching... )
437:#hottub TechnoIce G@ hefling@jobe.shell.portal.com (The Enchanter and
438:+Keeper of Souls)
439:#hottub TropBoT H@ mdhodge@amhux3.amherst.edu (M.)
440:#hottub DreamVoir H@ weak@satyrs.cs.CSUFresno.EDU (A hole in space and
441:+time...)
442:#hottub swamby H@ twhite@pdq.wes.army.mil (swamby)
443:
444:*beeker* WILL DO
445:
446:/who #sweden
447:#sweden Omnion H*@ pp@krynn.solace.mh.se (Will I dream?)
448:#sweden SwedeServ H@ mikael@Abacus.HGS.SE (/msg SwedeServ HELP)
449:
450:-> *omnion* you are invited to the World Premiere of the irc Hamlet on
#hamnet
451:+in 15 min
452:-> *beeker* u can play a part if u get here early
453:
454:/who #brazil
455:+++++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 3: THE CASTING CALL ++++++++++++++++++++++
456:
457:*beeker* which part? =]
458:-> *beeker* hmmmmmm.... dunno yet
459:/q beeker
460:*** Starting conversation with beeker
461:/l parts
462:-> *beeker* :
463:-> *beeker* :
464:-> *beeker* PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
465:-> *beeker* :
466:-> *beeker* audience 2 lines + ad lib
467:-> *beeker* SCENE 5 lines
468:-> *beeker* _Enter 7 lines
469:-> *beeker* _Exit 2 lines
470:-> *beeker* prompter 1 line
471:-> *beeker* :
472:-> *beeker* Ghost 2 lines
473:-> *beeker* Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
474:
475:-> *beeker* R_krantz 5 lines
476:-> *beeker* G_stern 3 lines
477:-> *beeker* _Queen 8 lines
478:-> *beeker* Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
479:-> *beeker* King 4 lines
480:-> *beeker* Laertes 3 lines
481:-> *beeker* Fort_bras 2 lines
482:-> *beeker* Drum 1 line
483:-> *beeker* Colours 1 line
484:-> *beeker* Attndts 1 line
485:-> *beeker* :
486:-> *beeker* :
487:/q
488:*** Ending conversation with beeker
489:
490:/who #hamnety
491:
492:<GeekChrus> I see, there really was a hamnet and judith!
493:*beeker* heeheehee..............which do you think i would be best in =]
494:<_Producer> well done geek.... I had forgotten judith
495:<GeekChrus> I found my copy of Hamlet (right behind a FORTRAN 77 Manual)
496:*** jeffrey68 (JEFFREY68@nelinet.org) has joined channel #hamnet
497:<_Producer> welcome jeff
498:<jeffrey68> hello
499:<_Producer> jef:do u know abt thisirc theater?
500:-> *beeker* _Enter
501:<jeffrey68> yes heared \about it on npr!
502:*beeker* pardon?
503:<_Producer> That was me on NPR :-)
504:<jeffrey68> I'm in SAn diego also
505:-> *beeker* u can play the part of _Enter
506:*beeker* what does enter do?
507:<_Producer> jef:really? Nice day innit?
508:<jeffrey68> better than yesterday
509:-> *beeker* lines like /me Hamlet
510:/l pora
511:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
512:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
513:/l parts
514:> :
515:> :
516:> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
517:> :
518:> audience 2 lines + ad lib
519:> SCENE 5 lines
520:> _Enter 7 lines
521:> _Exit 2 lines
522:> prompter 1 line
523:> :
524:> Ghost 2 lines
525:> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
526:> R_krantz 5 lines
527:> G_stern 3 lines
528:> _Queen 8 lines
529:> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
530:> King 4 lines
531:> Laertes 3 lines
532:> Fort_bras 2 lines
533:
534:> Drum 1 line
535:> Colours 1 line
536:> Attndts 1 line
537:> :
538:> :
539:*beeker* oh....geeee...i must be real talented...=]
540:-> *beeker* don't want 2 give u anything too challenging yr 1st irc part
;-)
541:/l pora
542:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
543:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
544:*beeker* i know...just kiddin hon!
545:<GeekChrus> P
546:<_Producer> Jef??
547:*** ScottE (sellis@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
548:<_Producer> welcome scottE
549:<ScottE> Where are all the people? ;-)
550:<jeffrey68> yes
551:<_Producer> Jef:P or A?
552:<ScottE> I figured this would all be cast, and you'd be rehearsing or
553:+something. ;-)
554:<_Producer> ScottE:coming WE HOPE!!!
555:<jeffrey68> I'd be a performer but I'm pretty knew to all this
556:<GeekChrus> prod: how do I pick part?
557:<_Producer> Scott:no the idea is to cast on the fly
558:*** beeker (~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
559:<_Producer> welcome beeker
560:<ScottE> Producer: Ah...so you're waiting for all those finicky actors.
;-0
561:<beeker> heeheehee..............
562:/l lostms
563:> :
564:> :
565:> ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>***
566:> THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO LIGHT..
567:> The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon
568:> Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was
569:> the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play "Hamlet"
570:> =========================
571:> THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE ITS FIRST PERFORMANCE HERE IN A MOMENT OR 2
572:> :
573:> :
574:<ScottE> Producer: Oh...I didn't know that...I better leave quick! ;-)
575:<_Producer> beeker:You are cast as _Enter
576:<beeker> hey producer...this is nifty......
577:<GeekChrus> is there a rep of actor's guild in the house?
578:*** kyle (~CASSIDY@saturn.rowan.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
579:*** beeker is now known as _enter
580:* _enter smiles
581:<_Producer> beek:please put on yr cozzie (i.e. change yr nick)
582:*** GeekChrus is now known as R_Krantz
583:<_enter> producer...i did that already silly..........
584:<_Producer> geek:u're not sposed 2 cast yrself but OK, fine
585:<_Producer> ...since u were the 1st here u get the choice
586:<_enter> hey no fair..........self castinbg alert!!!!!!!!!!!!
587:*** Fingwe (lorenz@olymp.wu-wien.ac.at) has joined channel #hamnet
588:<Fingwe> evening
589:<R_Krantz> if u wan't me to renick, just let me know
590:<Fingwe> good one :)
591:<ScottE> Well, I think I'll view the performnce from afar. Show time
592:
593:+is(tentatively) set at 3pm EST, right?
594:<_Producer> yes
595:<_Producer> hi fingwe welcome\
596:<ScottE> Okay. ;-)
597:*** ScottE has left channel #hamnet
598:<Fingwe> thank you Sir Producer
599:/l pora
600:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
601:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
602:<Fingwe> A
603:<_enter> ?
604:<kyle> a
605:-> *_enter* here come yr lines. Capture or write them down
606:*** jcusick (jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
607:/q _enter
608:<_enter> i'm just a lowly stage direction...*sigh*...i have no
say.........
609:*** Starting conversation with _enter
610:/l enter
611:-> *_enter* ME Hamlet [9]
612:-> *_enter* ME Ghost [10]
613:-> *_enter* ME Ophelia [21]
614:-> *_enter* ME R_krantz [31]
615:-> *_enter* ME G_stern [32]
616:-> *_enter* ME Hamlet, Queen, King, Laertes, R_krantz, G_stern [56]
617:-> *_enter* ME Fortinbras + drum + colours + attendants [73]
618:-> *_enter* *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME ********
619:/q
620:*** xterm (anlhille@copper.ucs.indiana.edu) has joined channel #Hamnet
621:*** Ending conversation with _enter
622:<xterm> I'll just sit by
623:<_Producer> welcome jcusick
624:<jcusick> Hello
625:/l wpsb
626:> :
627:> Welcome, everybody. Please stand by.......
628:> :
629:<_enter> i'm just a lowly stage direction...*sigh*...i have no
say.........
630:*** Fem (FSMLC3@acad2.alaska.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
631:-> *R_krantz* here come yr lines... write them down
632:/q r_krantz
633:* _enter hugs fem!!!!!!!!!!!!
634:*** Starting conversation with r_krantz
635:/l rkrantz
636:-> *r_krantz* re [33]
637:-> *r_krantz* zup? [36]
638:-> *r_krantz* Guess he must be lagged. Let's lurk [40]
639:-> *r_krantz* ME lurks [41]
640:-> *r_krantz* ME + G_stern GULP!!!!!! [72]
641:-> *r_krantz* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE ME, LINES 41, 72
****
642:/q
643:*** Ending conversation with r_krantz
644:<_enter> producer...i got you a new recruit...can i stop being a stage
645:+direction now? =]
646:* Fem HUgs...er...someone
647:<_enter> just kiddin..........
648:<Fem> FINGWE!!!!!
649:<_Producer> OK 2 parts cast + lines pre-fed
650:<Fingwe> FEM!!!!!!!!!
651: 12
652:<_Producer> Hi fem welcome
653:/whois fem
654:*** Fem is FSMLC3@acad2.alaska.edu (<pebbles>)
655:*** on channels: #Hamnet @#fem
656:*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology,
Cambridge,
657:+MA, USA)
658:/l parts
659:> :
660:> :
661:> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
662:> :
663:> audience 2 lines + ad lib
664:> SCENE 5 lines
665:> _Enter 7 lines
666:> _Exit 2 lines
667:> prompter 1 line
668:> :
669:> Ghost 2 lines
670:> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
671:> R_krantz 5 lines
672:> G_stern 3 lines
673:> _Queen 8 lines
674:> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
675:> King 4 lines
676:> Laertes 3 lines
677:> Fort_bras 2 lines
678:> Drum 1 line
679:> Colours 1 line
680:> Attndts 1 line
681:> :
682:> :
683:<Fem> Hello producer...am I being held captive here
684:<_Producer> NOT Enter, Rkrantz
685:<_enter> hey..............who am i then?
686:<_Producer> fem: hehehehe
687:<_Producer> enter:don't panic
688:*** Me (~FSKMR2@acad2.alaska.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
689:<Me> HOWDY
690:<_Producer> enter:did u get yr lines?
691:<_enter> i wanna be the aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh guy.........
692:<_Producer> hi me
693:*** xterm has left channel #hamnet
694:<Me> HOWDY...(again)
695:<Fem> queen?
696:<_Producer> too late!!!
697:/l pora
698:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
699:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
700:<Fem> I brought me with me
701:<_enter> =[
702:<jeffrey68> a
703:*** manaster (manaster@yu1.yu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
704:<jcusick> p
705:<Me> PERFORMER PLEASE
706:<Fem> p
707:<Me> ROMEO
708:<Me> Hehehe
709:<Me> JULIET?
710:
711:<Me> Ooops
712:<Me> Sorry
713:<_Producer> OK fem u can b queen it's the biggest
714:<_enter> wrong show mw =]
715:<Me> I am HAMLET
716:<Me> Hehehe
717:<Fem> Ophelia?
718:<jcusick> drum?
719:<_enter> HEY i BROUGHT her...and i am still a stage
720:+direction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
721:<Fem> danke
722:<Me> YEah..but the queen dies...*evil laugh*
723:<_Producer> fem is QUEEN
724:*** manaster is now known as hank
725:*** _enter is now known as pouting
726:<_Producer> jcus is DRUM
727:<_Producer> PLEASE CHANE YR NICKS
728:<_Producer> VERY FUNNY BEEKER
729:*** Me is now known as Hamlet
730:*** jcusick is now known as DRUM
731:<Hamlet> Hehehe
732:<Fingwe> theee audience too?
733:*** Fem is now known as QUEEN
734:<_Producer> ....sheesh.... temperamental actresses!
735:* pouting pouts
736:<DRUM> lines?
737:<Fingwe> do i need to change my nick too
738:<Hamlet> Oh titus come hither
739:<Fingwe> ?
740:<_Producer> fem change yr nick pls\
741:<Hamlet> Oops wrong play
742:<QUEEN> yes??...
743:/q queen
744:*** Starting conversation with queen
745:/l queen
746:-> *queen* Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma! [45]
747:-> *queen* Er.... [46]
748:-> *queen* Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u [48]
749:-> *queen* Now look what u've done u little nerd. :-( [52]
750:-> *queen* TOPIC DEATH [55]
751:-> *queen* ME takes a drink [57]
752:-> *queen* Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@ [63]
753:-> *queen* ME dies in agony [65]
754:-> *queen* ************ PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 55,57,65
******
755:/q
756:*** Ending conversation with queen
757:/whois drum
758:*** DRUM is jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu (Jim Cusick)
759:*** on channels: #Hamnet
760:*** on irc via server ra.oc.com (OpenConnect Systems Server, Dallas,
(2.8.16))
761:*** DRUM has been idle 1 minutes
762:/q drum
763:*** Starting conversation with drum
764:<R_Krantz> neither, my lord
765:/l drum
766:-> *drum* Like, rat-a-tat, man [75]
767:/q
768:*** Ending conversation with drum
769:
770:<_Producer> All must note the line numbering
771:<_Producer> + the lines of course
772:*** pouting is now known as _Enter
773:<Fingwe> brb
774:<_Producer> me:do u wanna b ophelia?
775:<_Enter> <------------under protest though..........
776:*** Signoff: Fingwe (Leaving)
777:<Hamlet> Prod...YEAH
778:<_Enter> <------------under protest though..........
779:*** Hamlet is now known as KAren
780:<_Enter> <------------under protest though..........
781:<hank> I think a reheral is in order!
782:*** KAren is now known as ophelia
783:<_Producer> me:chane yr nick
784:/w hank
785:*** hank is manaster@yu1.yu.edu (Chaim Manaster)
786:*** on channels: #Hamnet
787:*** on irc via server polaris.ctr.columbia.edu (Columbia University
Testing)
788:<ophelia> Its changed!
789:/q ophelia
790:*** Starting conversation with ophelia
791:/l ophelia
792:-> *ophelia* Here's yr stuff back [22]
793:-> *ophelia* O heavenly powers: restore him! [24]
794:-> *ophelia* ME thinks Hamlet's nuts [25]
795:-> *ophelia* :-( [28]
796:-> *ophelia* SIGNOFF <drowning> [29]
797:-> *ophelia* ********* PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 25,29 *********
798:-> *ophelia* ********* AFTER YOUR SIGNOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CHAN
799:-> *ophelia* ********* AS Ailehpo **********
800:/q
801:*** Ending conversation with ophelia
802:* _Enter enters, sits in the first row and waits for this to all come
803:+together.......
804:/l instuc
805:> :
806:> :
807:> OK, Here's how it works....
808:> Each actor is about to receive his/her lines ONLY in /QUERY mode.
809:> Each line is numbered at the end like this.... [14]
810:> PLEASE RECORD IN SOME WAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU RECEIVE [PrtSc recommended]
811:> Where irc commands are involved the initial / has been omitted...
812:> and you are asked to add it in (in tech rehearsal we had BIG PROBS
w/this!)
813:> Every line you have must be entered in the overall numeric sequence...
814:> and the entire script will appear.
815:> EXAMPLE: If you have a line numbered [14], wait until you see
816:> somebody else enter line [13] and then enter your line [14]
817:> OBVIOUSLY IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU INCLUDE THE LINE NUMBER
818:> IN YOUR INPUT -- IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUE.
819:> NOTE: Some actors have more than one line in sequence....
820:> So, if you have both lines [13] and [14], you cue yourself for [14]
821:> +=========== 30 sec PAUSE FOR QUESTIONS ============+
822:> :
823:> :
824:*** fan (pdavis@access.digex.net) has joined channel #hamnet
825:<_Producer> welcome fan
826:<fan> thankyou
827:/l pora
828:
829:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
830:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
831:<fan> A
832:<_Enter> how many lines are there all together?
833:*** lmcdermot (LMCDERMOTT@nelinet.org) has joined channel #hamnet
834:<_Producer> 80
835:*** Recorder (root@mketcham.extern.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
836:-> *_enter* mayb u can be the aaarrrggghhh as well
837:<Recorder> Is recording of this performance legal?
838:*_Enter* any way you can email me the script to show my brother? he
would LOVE
839:+this!!!!!!!!!!!
840:<Recorder> ;-)
841:-> *_enter* yes
842:<_Enter> <--------would LOVE to
843: +AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
844:<jeffrey68> why woulI have so many numbers appearing on my screeN? 1st
time
845:+in irc!
846:<kyle> just no flash photography recorder.
847:*_Enter* THANKS...you need my email address?
848:<DRUM> Donw in front
849:<Recorder> Okay, no problem. A logfile will do. ;-)
850:*ophelia* How do I make myself signoff as DROWNING
851:-> *yes* put it in for the Capture file
852:*** yes: No such nick/channel
853:<R_Krantz> prod: could u switch me to g_Stern
854:<_Enter> jeffrey...you a newbie?
855:-> *ophelia* do /signoff drowning
856:<jeffrey68> yes
857:<jeffrey68> newest newbie
858:<_Producer> r_krantz ok, change nick
859:* _Enter welcome hugs jeffrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hi i am
860:+beeker!)
861:*** R_Krantz is now known as G_Stern
862:<hank> Why wasn't I offerred a part?
863:* QUEEN hugs _enter
864:<jeffrey68> thanks -enter
865:<_Producer> hank stand by
866:/q _enter
867:*** Starting conversation with _enter
868:*** _Enter is now known as beeker
869:*** beeker is now known as _Enter
870:* QUEEN has stage fright
871:/q
872:*** Ending conversation with _enter
873:/q _enter
874:*** Starting conversation with _enter
875:/l polonius
876:-> *_enter* Arrrghhhh!!! [50]
877:/q
878:*** Ending conversation with _enter
879:*** cfherbig (cfherbig@netcom5.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
880:-> *_enter* that was polonius line #
881:<_Enter> jeefrey...i am always beeker...and usually on #england...come
talk to
882:+me sometime!
883:<jeffrey68> how many people are here?
884:<_Producer> hank is cast as GHOST
885:*_Enter* why thank you kind sir!
886:<DRUM> Hello cfherbig
887:
888:<_Producer> HANK:change yr nick pls
889:<cfherbig> Hello.
890:<hank> OK, just what do I do?
891:<_Producer> hank :/nick ghost
892:*** hank is now known as GHOST
893:/l pora
894:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
895:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
896:/q ghost
897:*** Starting conversation with ghost
898:/l ghost
899:<cfherbig> A
900:-> *ghost* Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the
bastard.
901:+[12]
902:-> *ghost* MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
903:-> *ghost* *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE MODE IN LINE 13
*******
904:<Recorder> A
905:/q
906:*** Ending conversation with ghost
907:<kyle> what parts are still available?
908:<lmcdermot> A
909:*** Cyberpook (meger001@maroon.tc.umn.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
910:<G_Stern> but we both obey, and here give up ourselves to full bent
911:*** Junta (grisha@W20-575-42.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
912:*** KaiKul (daemon@distal.demon.co.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
913:<_Enter> lmcdermont? why does that sound familiar?
914:<G_Stern> to lay our services freely at ure feet
915:<_Producer> kyle:wait
916:<G_Stern> to be commanded
917:<_Producer> welcome junta, kaikul
918:/l pora
919:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
920:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
921:<Junta> hi
922:<Cyberpook> a
923:<Junta> a
924:<KaiKul> A
925:<Recorder> I think y'all need some more P's. ;-0
926:<DRUM> Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom
927:<KaiKul> How amy performers are there..?
928:<GHOST> Why don't I see any cue numbers on my screen?
929:<_Producer> kyle: you are AUDIENCE. pls change yr nick
930:<G_Stern> why don't i see any cues?
931:<_Producer> ghost:did u get them when I gave yr lines?
932:*** kyle is now known as AUDIENCE
933:<_Enter> come on people...be performers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
934:<_Enter> come on people...be performers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
935:*** pgrigor (PGRIGOR@nelinet.org) has joined channel #hamnet
936:/q audience
937:*** Starting conversation with audience
938:/l audience
939:-> *audience* Clap,clap,clap.... etc.... [1]
940:-> *audience* hmmmmmmmm..... [80]
941:/q
942:*** Ending conversation with audience
943:<_Producer> audience:You can rhubarb ad lib til we start
944:<GHOST> No, I haven't got any lines here, yet...
945:<_Producer> ghost:stand by..
946:
947:/q ghost
948:*** Starting conversation with ghost
949:/l ghost
950:<cfherbig> _Enter:Sorry, bad typists, and no script
951:-> *ghost* Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the
bastard.
952:+[12]
953:-> *ghost* MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
954:-> *ghost* *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE MODE IN LINE 13
*******
955:<G_Stern> _producer : are we supposed to get our lines ?
956:*** spberg (~spberg@teal.csn.org) has joined channel #hamnet
957:<GHOST> OK
958:/q
959:*** Ending conversation with ghost
960:*** Perceptor (hadis@pilot.njin.net) has joined channel #hamnet
961:<jeffrey68> when do we start?
962:* QUEEN paces
963:*** javalima (javalima@bilbo.abo.fi) has joined channel #hamnet
964:<javalima> hi
965:<Junta> So how does this work?
966:<_Enter> i am working on more poeple...hold on............!!!!!
967:<javalima> anybody want to trade sites
968:> hi all
969:<_Enter> i am working on more poeple...hold on............!!!!!
970:<_Enter> i am working on more poeple...hold on............!!!!!
971:<_Enter> i am working on more poeple...hold on............!!!!!
972:*** Mysteron (csd1ba@m26.herts.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
973:<DRUM> Boom Boom Boom Boom BoomBooom
974:*** javalima has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to shit
975:/q g_stern
976:*** Starting conversation with g_stern
977:<javalima> op me
978:/l gstern
979:<QUEEN> MYSTERON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
980:<jeffrey68> drum sounds great
981:-> *g_stern* re [34]
982:-> *g_stern* fuckza matter w/him? [39]
983:-> *g_stern* ME lurks [42]
984:-> *g_stern* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE ME, LINE 42 *******
985:/q
986:*** Ending conversation with g_stern
987:* _Enter hugs mysteron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
988:<javalima> op me
989:*** pcarver (pcarver@pegasus.rutgers.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
990:* Mysteron wonders when this'll start..
991:<javalima> op me
992:<_Enter> CAST MYSTERON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
993:<DRUM> I practice real hard.
994:*** MeDoc (elsen@s-word.Stanford.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
995:/whois mysteron
996:<javalima> op me
997:<Mysteron> No!!!
998:*** Mysteron is csd1ba@m26.herts.ac.uk (Yeah I am worth looking up arent
I?)
999:*** on channels: #Hamnet @#england
1000:*** on irc via server irc-2.mit.edu (Mass. Institute of Technology,
Cambridge,
1001:+MA, USA)
1002:<Mysteron> No
1003:<jeffrey68> I think the audience is hgtting restless
1004:<javalima> op me!!!!!!!! (please ill give a site for it)
1005:
1006:/l pora
1007:> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
1008:> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
1009:<AUDIENCE> is getting restless.
1010:<cfherbig> Can we boot javalima please?
1011:<_Enter> mysteron...aw....come on we need more actors...PLEASE?=]
1012:<MeDoc> hey...
1013:<javalima> op me!!!!!!!! (please ill give a site for it)
1014:*** cavalier (cavalier@anshar.shadow.net) has joined channel #hamnet
1015:<GHOST> BOOOOOOOoooooooo HHHOOOOOOoooooooooo How's that for haunting?
1016:<jeffrey68> theater owner should have passed out free drinks.
1017:<javalima> op me!!!!!!!! (please ill give a site for it)
1018:/mode * +o queen
1019:*** President (tomaz@kanin.arnes.si) has joined channel #hamnet
1020:*** cavalier has left channel #Hamnet
1021:*** halleen (HALLEEN@nelinet.org) has joined channel #hamnet
1022:*** Mode change "+o QUEEN" on channel #Hamnet by _Producer
1023:<Mysteron> no!!!!
1024:/mode * +o ghost
1025:<fan> more popcorn please. and could someone tell that lady in the third
row
1026:+to take hat off
1027:<MeDoc> is this the hamlet performance?
1028:*** Nibbles (ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
1029:<javalima> op me!!!!!!!! (please ill give a site for it)
1030:* Perceptor thinks the producer should kick javalima
1031:<AUDIENCE> throws fruit at javalima
1032:*** Mode change "+o GHOST" on channel #Hamnet by _Producer
1033:<QUEEN> PRESSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1034:* Mysteron insists...
1035:<javalima> no!!!!!!!!!!!
1036:/kick * javalima
1037:*** javalima has been kicked off channel #hamnet by _Producer (_Producer)
1038:*** further (haldavid@198.93.4.10) has joined channel #hamnet
1039:<Junta> what's going on?
1040:<Perceptor> Hooray!!
1041:<AUDIENCE> cheers wildly
1042:<DRUM> Boom
1043:<Recorder> About time.
1044:<Recorder> ;-)
1045:<President> hey!
1046:<_Producer> who wants a part that has not already got 1??
1047:*** Mysteron has left channel #hamnet
1048:*** Perceptor has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to wrong topic
1049:<QUEEN> NIBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1050:<_Enter> PRESIDENT.....BE AN ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1051:*** You have new email.
1052:<fan> can i pull the curtain open?
1053:<GHOST> I'm a newbie, what does +0 mode mean?
1054:<_Producer> Hi Prez
1055:*** baggins (sbminton@access.digex.net) has joined channel #hamnet
1056:<DRUM> Join the BAND!
1057:<G_Stern> /mode -b Hamlet@elsinore
1058:<President> what kind of roles do you still have? :)
1059:*** ac3w (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1060:<_Enter> producer...you can prob talk president and nibbles into
acting!!!!!!?
1061:*** Guran (d93jmk@tex13.hfb.se) has joined channel #Hamnet
1062:<QUEEN> PRRESSYYYY...PLEEASSSEEE
1063:<Junta> OK, gimme a part, but how does this work?
1064:
1065:<_Producer> Prez you are PROLOGUE
1066:*** oleg_away (Unknown@grovner.extern.ucsd.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1067:*** Nibbles is now known as Spectator
1068:<_Producer> PREZ PLS CHANGE YR NICK
1069:*_Enter* see i do good work!!!...i should be your stage manager too ! =]
1070:<jeffrey68> brb
1071:*President* prologue? what should I do?
1072:*** Perceptor has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to Hamlet on IRC
1073:*** President is now known as Prlogue
1074:*** Prlogue is now known as Prologue
1075:<_Producer> JUNTA YOU ARE SCENE
1076:/q prlogue
1077:*** Signoff: jeffrey68 (Dead Socket)
1078:*** Tau (oahvenla@gamma.hut.fi) has joined channel #hamnet
1079:<DRUM> Thanks Perc
1080:*** Starting conversation with prlogue
1081:*** further has left channel #hamnet
1082:<Perceptor> sure
1083:/l prologue
1084:-> *prlogue* All the world's a Unix term.... [3]
1085:-> *prlogue* ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4]
1086:
1087:-> *prlogue* This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5]
1088:-> *prlogue* Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
1089:-> *prlogue* Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
1090:<Spectator> Where's me programme?
1091:*** _Producer has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to
1092:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress [2]
1093:* QUEEN HUGS PROLOGUE
1094:*** Junta is now known as SCENE
1095:<Recorder> Hey Tau, Oleg. ;-) Glad you two could make it.
1096:*** prlogue: No such nick/channel
1097:*** prlogue: No such nick/channel
1098:*** prlogue: No such nick/channel
1099:*** prlogue: No such nick/channel
1100:*** prlogue: No such nick/channel
1101:<SCENE> Producer: ok, and? so?
1102:/q
1103:*** Ending conversation with prlogue
1104:<fan> i have mustered some courage. can i play to producer?
1105:*** ophelia has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to SOMEDAY THIS WILL
1106:+START
1107:/q scene
1108:*** Starting conversation with scene
1109:/l scene
1110:-> *scene* ME 1: THE BATTLEMENTS [8]
1111:-> *scene* ME 2: AFTER HAMLET'S CHEM LAB [16]
1112:-> *scene* ME 3: INTERIOR [30]
1113:-> *scene* ME 4: THE QUEEN'S CLOSET [43]
1114:-> *scene* ME 5: GRUESOME FINALE [54]
1115:-> *scene* ********* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME ********
1116:/q
1117:*** Ending conversation with scene
1118:<ophelia> Hehehe
1119:* _Enter hugs prolouge/president! (i owe you a girl scout cookie for
this =])
1120:<ophelia> Just teasing
1121:<Perceptor> Bye, sorry I can't stay
1122:* Spectator is waiting restlessly in the stalls
1123:
1124:<KaiKul> Get thee to a nunnery woman.>!
1125:<_Producer> scene:write all that down
1126:<Spectator> byee perceptor
1127:*** Signoff: Perceptor (Maybe this will start in 2 hours)
1128:<DRUM> You always have been trouble oph
1129:
1130:/who *
1131:#Hamnet Tau H oahvenla@gamma.hut.fi (Osma Ahvenlampi)
1132:#Hamnet oleg_away G Unknown@grovner.extern.ucsd.edu (plastic man)
1133:#Hamnet Guran H d93jmk@tex13.hfb.se (<- Finnjaveln )
1134:#Hamnet ac3w H ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York)
1135:#Hamnet baggins H sbminton@access.digex.net (Steven Minton)
1136:#Hamnet Spectator H ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
1137:#Hamnet halleen H HALLEEN@nelinet.org (<HALLEEN>)
1138:#Hamnet Prologue G tomaz@kanin.arnes.si (They call me the President)
1139:#Hamnet MeDoc H elsen@s-word.Stanford.EDU (MD's do it with
1140:+patience...)
1141:#Hamnet pcarver H pcarver@pegasus.rutgers.edu (Paul Carver)
1142:#Hamnet spberg H ~spberg@teal.csn.org (Stephen P. Berg)
1143:#Hamnet pgrigor H PGRIGOR@nelinet.org (<PGRIGOR>)
1144:#Hamnet KaiKul H daemon@distal.demon.co.uk (junkpile.demon.co.uk)
1145:#Hamnet SCENE H grisha@W20-575-42.MIT.EDU (Crystobal Josevich
Junta)
1146:#Hamnet Cyberpook H meger001@maroon.tc.umn.edu (Joe)
1147:#Hamnet cfherbig H cfherbig@netcom5.netcom.com (Charles F. Herbig)
1148:#Hamnet Recorder H root@mketcham.extern.ucsd.edu (Michelle Ketcham)
1149:#Hamnet lmcdermot H LMCDERMOTT@nelinet.org (<LMCDERMOTT>)
1150:#Hamnet fan H pdavis@access.digex.net (Peter Davis)
1151:#Hamnet GHOST H@ manaster@yu1.yu.edu (Chaim Manaster)
1152:#Hamnet ophelia H ~FSKMR2@acad2.alaska.edu (<me>)
1153:#Hamnet QUEEN H@ FSMLC3@acad2.alaska.edu (<pebbles>)
1154:#Hamnet DRUM H jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu (Jim Cusick)
1155:#Hamnet AUDIENCE H ~CASSIDY@saturn.rowan.edu (<Kyle)
1156:#Hamnet _Enter H ~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU (<me....whoelse?>)
1157:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
1158:#Hamnet G_Stern H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
1159:+Ltd.
1160:
1161:<GHOST> Still waiting for my lines, my time is running out.
1162:*** oleg_away has left channel #hamnet
1163:*** QUEEN is now known as GlSctCKIE
1164:*** Spectator is now known as MacBeth
1165:* SCENE 1: THE BATTLEMENTS [8]
1166:*** Gauv (GAUVINJ@ACF1.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #HAMNET
1167:* GlSctCKIE is a girl scout cookie
1168:<_Producer> ghost:I've fed you yr lines
1169:<baggins> I thought that this was a production of Romeo and Juliet!
1170:*G_Stern* should I have my lines by now?
1171:<Recorder> Wrong play Spectator. ;-)
1172:<ophelia> heheehehe
1173:*** Sparkey (~cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
1174:*** Tau has left channel #hamnet
1175:<MacBeth> oy! hag! wots in ya cauldren?
1176:<GHOST> Well where are they?
1177:<_Enter> nibbles...behave!
1178:<_Producer> g_stern:yes u should
1179:<_Producer> once more...
1180:*** Tau2 (oahvenla@delta.hut.fi) has joined channel #hamnet
1181:/q g_stern
1182:
1183:*** Starting conversation with g_stern
1184:/l gstern
1185:*ac3w* any parts left?
1186:-> *g_stern* re [34]
1187:-> *g_stern* fuckza matter w/him? [39]
1188:-> *g_stern* ME lurks [42]
1189:-> *g_stern* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE ME, LINE 42 *******
1190:/q
1191:*** Ending conversation with g_stern
1192:*** ophelia has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to THIS IS
HAMLET..NOT
1193:+ROMEO? Hence the name HAMNET
1194:* GlSctCKIE Presses Pressy
1195:<pgrigor>
1196:+YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
1197:+ !
1198:-> *ac3w* yes
1199:<MacBeth> ophelia - pardon?
1200:*** GlSctCKIE is now known as Flirtier
1201:*** Signoff: pgrigor (Leaving)
1202:<SCENE> .2)
1203:<SCENE> If you've worked for IBM, we'd like to hear from you. This past
1204:+August,
1205:<SCENE> several IBMers who took the July buy-out programs in the
Dallas/Fort
1206:+Worth
1207:<SCENE> area formed a support group - the Big Blue Alumni Association -
which
1208:+meets
1209:<SCENE> weekly and now has over 200 registered members. We are NOT an
1210:+investment
1211:<SCENE> club, we do NOT allow anyone to come in and sell things but we ARE
1212:+trying to
1213:<SCENE> help each other adjust to our new lives and, if desired, find
work.
1214:-Prologue:#Hamnet- *** FLOOD BY SCENE DETECTED! ***
1215: *** Tau2 is now known as Tauness
1216:<Prologue> shit sorry
1217:<SCENE> shit
1218:/l lostms
1219:> :
1220:> :
1221:> ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>***
1222:> THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO LIGHT..
1223:> The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon
1224:> Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was
1225:> the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play "Hamlet"
1226:> =========================
1227:> THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE ITS FIRST PERFORMANCE HERE IN A MOMENT OR 2
1228:> :
1229:> :
1230:<baggins> Well, then where's the play?
1231:*** Signoff: cfherbig (Ping timeout)
1232:<_Producer> g_stern:got yr lines now?
1233:*** Flirtier is now known as Queen
1234:<AUDIENCE> claps pensively
1235:<_Producer> baggins: wanna part?
1236:*Prologue* my lines?
1237:*** jonw (wolfe@gboro.rowan.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1238:* Sparkey wants a part, please el_ingles
1239:*xterm* could you dcc me a copy of the script?
1240:<_Enter> yeah sparkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAST THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1241:
1242:<_Producer> sparkey you are KING
1243:<MacBeth> and I?
1244:<_Producer> SPARK PLS CHANGE YR NICK
1245:<Sparkey> King? whoah...
1246:*ac3w* can I have a part?
1247:*** Sparkey is now known as King
1248:*Tauness* could I have the script?
1249:<_Enter> yeah macbeth...CAST HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=]
1250:<_Producer> ac3w is _exit
1251:*** fan is now known as reviewer
1252:<King> do i get some really melodramatic lines???????????
1253:/q king
1254:<spberg> What parts are still uncast???
1255:* Queen dosent know if she is TOO fond of the king here
1256:*** Starting conversation with king
1257:*** orchestra (mmurphy@vax1.umkc.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1258:/l king
1259:-> *king* ME gives Ham & Laer swords [58]
1260:-> *king* Go for it, lads! [59]
1261:-> *king* Aaaaarrgghhh! [66]
1262:-> *king* ME dies [67]
1263:-> *king* *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 58,67 *******
1264:-> *king* ********** AFTER YOU ARE KICKED OFF COME BACK AS exKing
1265:/q
1266:*** Ending conversation with king
1267:<_Producer> king:get that???
1268:<King> er...yeh
1269:/q _exit
1270:*** Starting conversation with _exit
1271:/l exit
1272:<Tauness> any parts open?
1273:* MacBeth wonders if he is in the right play
1274:-> *_exit* ME Hamlet [15]
1275:-> *_exit* ME Hamlet in a sulk. [38]
1276:-> *_exit* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME *********
1277:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1278:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1279:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1280:<King> do i write 'em down?
1281:* Queen hugs y ou back with tendernass and the passion of a new love
1282:<DRUM> Memorize them
1283:*** orchestra is now known as swounds
1284:-> *_exit* king:yes plus the numbers
1285:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1286:*** swounds has left channel #hamnet
1287:<Queen> macbeth..i know love
1288:-> *_exit* king:yes plus the numbers
1289:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1290:<MacBeth> :)
1291:/q
1292:*** Ending conversation with _exit
1293:* MacBeth decides to stay anyway
1294:<_Producer> king:yes plus the numbers
1295:<reviewer> producer, can i have a part
1296:*** Signoff: Gauv (Leaving)
1297:<_Enter> CAST MACBETH BEFORE HE RUNS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]
1298:* KaiKul hands MacBeth a large box of popcorn
1299:* MacBeth is star\ying - ok?
1300:
1301:<MacBeth> er staying even
1302:<_Producer> reviewer you are laertes... pls ch yr nick
1303:<MacBeth> :)
1304:/w _exit
1305:*** _exit: No such nick/channel
1306:*** reviewer is now known as laertes
1307:/q laertes
1308:*** Starting conversation with laertes
1309:<G_Stern> producer: SET NOVICE OFF
1310:/l laertes
1311:-> *laertes* ME stabs Hamlet [60]
1312:-> *laertes* AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!! [68]
1313:-> *laertes* ME dies [69]
1314:-> *laertes* *********** PLEASE ADD / AT FRONT OF LINES 60,69
**********
1315:/q
1316:*** Ending conversation with laertes
1317:<MacBeth> NOVICE VALUE SET TO OFF
1318:<AUDIENCE> good grief. how long is this going to take?
1319:<MacBeth> dunnomate
1320:* jonw wonders what time the play starts.
1321:*** Queen is now known as QuEeN
1322:<_Producer> jonw:soon
1323:<MacBeth> er supposed to be 2000 gmt
1324:<jonw> :)
1325:<DRUM> Boom Boom Boom
1326:<_Enter> ALL GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME...........PATIENCE
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1327:<King> can I elaborate on stuff? like eeeaaarrrgghhhh! ooohhh, me head!
rather
1328:+than just argh! ?
1329:* MacBeth waits
1330:<_Producer> yes
1331:*ac3w* i'm available for a part...
1332:* QuEeN thinks we've had enough of that fucking drum
1333:<King> yes?
1334:* laertes is nervous
1335:<Tauness> producer: any parts open?
1336:<Recorder> Oh boy...improvised IRC-ized Hamlet. Oh my.
1337:*_Enter* i am not the argh man anymore?
1338:<_Producer> WE NEED 4 MORE ACTORS PLEASE
1339:* King wonders if queen wishes to produce any litle heirs?
1340:<GHOST> WWWOOOOOooooooOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOOOoooooooo :-) What's going on guys?
1341:<Prologue> me?
1342:*** ArnieRim (ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
1343:<_Producer> _enter:yes u r
1344:<DRUM> When do we get to see a bloody queen?
1345:<_Enter> TAUNESS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAST THAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1346:* KaiKul begins writing BOTS to do this.,.
1347:<spberg> What parts are needed???
1348:<laertes> producer do i add / or at?
1349:* MacBeth just called his bot in
1350:<ac3w> _producer: did you see my msgs? i'm availalbe
1351:<_Producer> laertes:/
1352:<G_Stern> i wanna talk about guild wages
1353:<King> Queen?
1354:* QuEeN re evaluates the King//...says..'with that little thig'???
1355:<King> Melady?
1356:* laertes calls his agent
1357:<laertes> ok
1358:<_Enter> SPBERG>>>>>>>>>>CAST HIM?HER TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1359:
1360:<Tauness> DO YOU NEED ACTORS OR NOT? LAST CALL
1361:*jonw* i'm available.
1362:<KaiKul> king; M'lady surelyl..?
1363:<spberg> That's him!!!
1364:<_Enter> CAST AC3W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1365:<_Producer> ac3w you are _exit pls change yr nick
1366:<_Producer> spberg we need a fortinbras
1367:*** ac3w is now known as _exit
1368:<_Enter> taunes....yep...one minute.........
1369:/q _exit
1370:*** Starting conversation with _exit
1371:<King> Queen - but, you ain't got me excited yet!
1372:/l exit
1373:-> *_exit* ME Hamlet [15]
1374:-> *_exit* ME Hamlet in a sulk. [38]
1375:-> *_exit* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME *********
1376:<GHOST> I still don't have my lines!
1377:/q
1378:*** Ending conversation with _exit
1379:* laertes has one more drink
1380:*** ArnieRim has left channel #hamnet
1381:<_Enter> ghost ...hold on a minute.......
1382:<_Producer> ghost:here they are in plain, then
1383:/l ghost
1384:> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. [12]
1385:> MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
1386:> *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE MODE IN LINE 13 *******
1387:<MacBeth> sorry - cant handle 2 parts at once
1388:<spberg> I'll play whatever....
1389:*** Dathes (stevenh@slip-pc4.sci.kun.nl) has joined channel #hamnet
1390:<QuEeN> King...what..so then I won't need the tweezers???
1391:<_Producer> spberg you are Fort_bras... pls ch yr nick
1392:<King> Queen - no...calipers, maybe
1393:<_Enter> dathes.......wanna be a part?
1394:*** LaurelC (CHRISTLM@grace.alfred.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1395:<Recorder> Tauness still needs a part, guys n gals.
1396:*** spberg is now known as Fort_bras
1397:<King> whey
1398:/q fort_bras
1399:*** Starting conversation with fort_bras
1400:<Tauness> 10
1401:<_Enter> cast tauness!!!!!!!!!
1402:<Tauness> 9
1403:/l fbras
1404:-> *fort_bras* EEEEEEEuuuuuucchhhhhh!!!!!! What's been hpng here? [74]
1405:-> *fort_bras* NICK _King [78]
1406:-> *fort_bras* ************* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE NICK IN ABOVE LINE
1407:+********
1408:<Fort_bras> I need lines PLEEEEEASE
1409:<_Enter> cast tauness!!!!!!!!!
1410:q
1411:-> *fort_bras* q
1412:<_Enter> cast tauness!!!!!!!!!
1413:<Tauness> 8
1414:/q
1415:*** Ending conversation with fort_bras
1416:<King> HOW MANY MORE DO WE NEED?
1417:<Tauness> 7
1418:
1419:*** Dathes has left channel #hamnet
1420:<DRUM> PLease keep it in the royal Chamber, you too.
1421:<QuEeN> Microinches??
1422:*** Cortland (cortlnd@sage.cc.purdue.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1423:<Tauness> 6
1424:<Tauness> 5
1425:<Tauness> 4
1426:<QuEeN> no fucking way here
1427:<Tauness> ...
1428:<Tauness> 3
1429:* ophelia thinks that the king and queen should be BANISHED...(or at least
1430:+thrown in the dungeon *evil laugh*)
1431:<Tauness> 2.5
1432:<_Producer> Tauness you are prompter... pls ch yr nick
1433:<MacBeth> *cackle*
1434:*** kizala (kizala@tyrell.net) has joined channel #hamnet
1435:* King sits on his thone, unabashed
1436:*** Tauness is now known as Prompter
1437:<AUDIENCE> is now quite bored
1438:*** Splunge (enolagay@W20-575-44.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1439:<GHOST> Ran out of time... got to go. WOWOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...
1440:/q prompter
1441:*** Starting conversation with prompter
1442:/l prompter
1443:-> *prompter* Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47]
1444:/q
1445:*** Ending conversation with prompter
1446:<MacBeth> byee ghost
1447:<King> bye ghost
1448:<Prompter> lines anywhere?
1449:* QuEeN sits on the king...un impressed
1450:*** GHOST has left channel #hamnet
1451:* MacBeth shalt be king hereafter
1452:<_Enter> make macbeth theghost if ghost has to go............
1453:* laertes mixes a drink for audience
1454:* KaiKul has eaten all his popcorn and has started on the box...
1455:*** Signoff: Cortland (Leaving)
1456:<MacBeth> so there king - ya neck's on the line pal
1457:<_Enter> make macbeth theghost if ghost has to go............
1458:<_Producer> prompter: here goes..
1459:<_Enter> make macbeth theghost if ghost has to go............
1460:* King unfolds his full manhood...better?
1461:* ophelia chucks the king twards and audience member .eheheh
1462:/l prompter
1463:> Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47]
1464:> prompter...there
1465:*_Enter* can i help at all?
1466:<_Producer> macbeth will u be ghost now?
1467:* MacBeth knows no ghost
1468:* laertes eyes ophelia longingly
1469:<G_Stern> give king his /PART
1470:<King> heh heh
1471:* King has a HUGE part
1472:<_Producer> king:hv u got yr lines?
1473:<Prompter> producer: so 47th line is mine? Any possibilities of having the
1474:+whole script?
1475:<King> prod - yep....give swords, die, argh blah blah
1476:* ophelia winks at laertes
1477:
1478:* QuEeN chuckles...at her witless mate...
1479:<G_Stern> no- PART joke
1480:<_Producer> prompter:not til it's over
1481:<LaurelC> shit
1482:*** MacBeth is now known as TheGhost
1483:<LaurelC> i gotta go
1484:<King> Queen - no wits maybe, but a very nice ****
1485:* laertes slyly moves towards ophelia
1486:<King> bye laurelc
1487:*** LaurelC has left channel #hamnet
1488:<_Producer> WE NEED A R_krantz
1489:*** mortal (mortal@netcom2.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
1490:* TheGhost enters left
1491:* ophelia giggles
1492:<TheGhost> woooooooooo!
1493:<_exit> brb
1494:<jonw> i like R_krantz
1495:* King enters Queen
1496:* TheGhost exits right
1497:*** Brazil (shabby@SOFA.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1498:<_exit> #hamlet
1499:<jonw> or guildenstern
1500:*** vanGogh (GAUVINJ@ACF1.NYU.EDU) has joined channel #HAMNET
1501:*** _exit has left channel #Hamnet
1502:<TheGhost> who?
1503:*** _exit (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1504:<_Producer> jonw you are R_krantz pls ch yr nick
1505:<_Enter> we lost exit....................
1506:<jonw> the playwrights
1507:*** King is now known as The_King
1508:<_exit> back!!!!
1509:<Prompter> I sure wish we get no netsplits while this is on...
1510:* laertes wonders what ophelia is doing after the show.
1511:*** jonw is now known as R_krantz
1512:<_Enter> no we didn't......sorry.........
1513:*** masc0789 (masc0789@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1514:/q R_krantz
1515:*** Starting conversation with R_krantz
1516:<laertes> is there a cast party later?
1517:/l rkrantz
1518:-> *R_krantz* re [33]
1519:-> *R_krantz* zup? [36]
1520:-> *R_krantz* Guess he must be lagged. Let's lurk [40]
1521:-> *R_krantz* ME lurks [41]
1522:-> *R_krantz* ME + G_stern GULP!!!!!! [72]
1523:-> *R_krantz* ************ PLEASE ADD / BEFORE ME, LINES 41, 72 ****
1524:*_Enter* we ready?
1525:<masc0789> A
1526:* TheGhost wonders if there has ever been a script to this production
1527:/q
1528:*** Ending conversation with R_krantz
1529:*** QuEeN is now known as ThE_QuEeN
1530:<_Producer> yes there is a script it wil all come 2gether
1531:* TheGhost sees a large cast
1532:*** GHOST (manaster@yu1.yu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1533:*Prompter* /dcc me the script?
1534:<G_Stern> AUDIENCE /SLEEP
1535:*** trammie (daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk) has joined channel #hamnet
1536:
1537:/l instruc
1538:> :
1539:> :
1540:> OK, Here's how it works....
1541:> Each actor is about to receive his/her lines ONLY in /QUERY mode.
1542:> Each line is numbered at the end like this.... [14]
1543:> PLEASE RECORD IN SOME WAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU RECEIVE [PrtSc recommended]
1544:> Where irc commands are involved the initial / has been omitted...
1545:> and you are asked to add it in (in tech rehearsal we had BIG PROBS
w/this!)
1546:> Every line you have must be entered in the overall numeric sequence...
1547:> and the entire script will appear.
1548:> EXAMPLE: If you have a line numbered [14], wait until you see
1549:> somebody else enter line [13] and then enter your line [14]
1550:> OBVIOUSLY IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU INCLUDE THE LINE NUMBER
1551:> IN YOUR INPUT -- IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUE.
1552:> NOTE: Some actors have more than one line in sequence....
1553:> So, if you have both lines [13] and [14], you cue yourself for [14]
1554:> +=========== 30 sec PAUSE FOR QUESTIONS ============+
1555:> :
1556:> :
1557:<TheGhost> aha!
1558:<laertes> good thought. i'll bring some champagne
1559:* ThE_QuEeN needs a prologue to keep her going
1560:*** zabar (ZABAR@nelinet.org) has joined channel #hamnet
1561:<The_King> where's the toilet?
1562:<TheGhost> ok producer
1563:<_Producer> DO ANY ACTORS NOT HAVE THEIR LINES???
1564:<G_Stern> over in the corner
1565:<TheGhost> <<<<<<<has no lines
1566:<The_King> ta
1567:*Prologue* what about me?
1568:<Fort_bras> I don't...
1569:*** zabar has left channel #hamnet
1570:* The_King wonders off for a leak
1571:<DRUM> I don't but I'm just a prop
1572:<_exit> prod: do you see mss or not?
1573:<laertes> i ll be right out king
1574:<_exit> msgs that is
1575:<trammie> A
1576:<The_King> *piddle*
1577:* ThE_QuEeN says oh god..we arent really going to do this ar ewe?
1578:<The_King> *washes hands*
1579:<_Producer> fort_bras here r yr lines...
1580:<TheGhost> and why not?
1581:/l fbras
1582:> EEEEEEEuuuuuucchhhhhh!!!!!! What's been hpng here? [74]
1583:> NICK _King [78]
1584:> ************* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE NICK IN ABOVE LINE ********
1585:* ophelia says HEY LAERTES....
1586:<Brazil> this is going to be moderated, right?
1587:* The_King looks out between the curatins - whoah...big corwd
1588:<_Producer> drum here is yr line..
1589:/l drum
1590:> Like, rat-a-tat, man [75]
1591:<Recorder> I sure hope it'll be moderated.
1592:
1593:/who *
1594:#Hamnet trammie H daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk (uicvm.uic.edu)
1595:
1596:#Hamnet GHOST H manaster@yu1.yu.edu (Chaim Manaster)
1597:#Hamnet masc0789 H masc0789@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Charles Herbig)
1598:#Hamnet _exit H ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York)
1599:#Hamnet vanGogh H GAUVINJ@ACF1.NYU.EDU (<VANGOGH>)
1600:#Hamnet Brazil H shabby@SOFA.MIT.EDU (Nathan Brazil)
1601:#Hamnet mortal H mortal@netcom2.netcom.com (Sam Lowry)
1602:#Hamnet Splunge H enolagay@W20-575-44.MIT.EDU (James Quirk)
1603:#Hamnet kizala H kizala@tyrell.net (Ron Kizala)
1604:#Hamnet R_krantz H wolfe@gboro.rowan.edu (Jon Wolfe from Glassboro
NJ)
1605:#Hamnet Prompter H oahvenla@delta.hut.fi (Osma Ahvenlampi)
1606:#Hamnet The_King H ~cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk (Always Look On The Bright
1607:+Side Of Life)
1608:#Hamnet Guran H d93jmk@tex13.hfb.se (<- Finnjaveln )
1609:#Hamnet baggins H sbminton@access.digex.net (Steven Minton)
1610:#Hamnet TheGhost H ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
1611:#Hamnet halleen H HALLEEN@nelinet.org (<HALLEEN>)
1612:#Hamnet Prologue H tomaz@kanin.arnes.si (They call me the President)
1613:#Hamnet MeDoc H elsen@s-word.Stanford.EDU (MD's do it with
1614:+patience...)
1615:#Hamnet pcarver H pcarver@pegasus.rutgers.edu (Paul Carver)
1616:#Hamnet Fort_bras H ~spberg@teal.csn.org (Stephen P. Berg)
1617:#Hamnet KaiKul H daemon@distal.demon.co.uk (junkpile.demon.co.uk)
1618:#Hamnet SCENE H grisha@W20-575-42.MIT.EDU (Crystobal Josevich
Junta)
1619:#Hamnet Cyberpook H meger001@maroon.tc.umn.edu (Joe)
1620:#Hamnet Recorder H root@mketcham.extern.ucsd.edu (Michelle Ketcham)
1621:#Hamnet lmcdermot H LMCDERMOTT@nelinet.org (<LMCDERMOTT>)
1622:#Hamnet laertes H pdavis@access.digex.net (Peter Davis)
1623:#Hamnet ophelia H ~FSKMR2@acad2.alaska.edu (<me>)
1624:#Hamnet ThE_QuEeN H@ FSMLC3@acad2.alaska.edu (<pebbles>)
1625:#Hamnet DRUM H jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu (Jim Cusick)
1626:#Hamnet AUDIENCE H ~CASSIDY@saturn.rowan.edu (<Kyle)
1627:#Hamnet _Enter H ~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU (<me....whoelse?>)
1628:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
1629:#Hamnet G_Stern H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
1630:+Ltd.)
1631:
1632:<Prologue> with not many ops
1633:*** PsychoA (ACOLLINS@BAMBI.CLAREMONT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1634:* laertes stops what he is doing and gives full attention to ophelia
1635:<TheGhost> I still have no lines
1636:/mode * +o theghost
1637:*** Mode change "+o TheGhost" on channel #Hamnet by _Producer
1638:<trammie> ?
1639:<TheGhost> cheers
1640:<Prompter> this would never work being moderated...
1641:<The_King> Makeup?! MAKEUP!!
1642:<G_Stern> U NEED A GHOST WRITER
1643:*** Signoff: baggins (Error 0)
1644:<_Producer> theghost here r yr lines...
1645:/l ghosrt
1646:*** ghosrt: File not found
1647:* ophelia Says..Oh..was just feeling like a flirt *sink*
1648:/l ghost
1649:> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. [12]
1650:> MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
1651:> *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE MODE IN LINE 13 *******
1652:* ophelia Says WINK that is
1653:<_Producer> OK ghost?
1654:
1655:*** Signoff: Splunge (Leaving)
1656:/mode * +o prologue
1657:*** Mode change "+o Prologue" on channel #Hamnet by _Producer
1658:<TheGhost> that it?
1659:<_Producer> yep
1660:<DRUM> Lines?
1661:* laertes is feeling realy excited.
1662:* _Enter gets all nervous and waits anxiously.........
1663:<The_King> this is gonna be a good laugh....
1664:/mode * +o queen
1665:*** queen: No such nick/channel
1666:<TheGhost> :)
1667:<Recorder> Small part, TheGhost. ;-)
1668:<Fort_bras> _Producer: I didn't see anything come through for me....
1669:<SCENE> This is getting borrring
1670:/mode * +o thequeen
1671:*** thequeen: No such nick/channel
1672:
1673:/who *
1674:#Hamnet PsychoA H ACOLLINS@BAMBI.CLAREMONT.EDU (<Anthony of the
Hill
1675:+People>)
1676:#Hamnet trammie H daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk (uicvm.uic.edu)
1677:#Hamnet GHOST H manaster@yu1.yu.edu (Chaim Manaster)
1678:#Hamnet masc0789 H masc0789@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Charles Herbig)
1679:#Hamnet _exit H ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Anna-Marie York)
1680:#Hamnet vanGogh H GAUVINJ@ACF1.NYU.EDU (<VANGOGH>)
1681:#Hamnet Brazil H shabby@SOFA.MIT.EDU (Nathan Brazil)
1682:#Hamnet mortal H mortal@netcom2.netcom.com (Sam Lowry)
1683:#Hamnet kizala H kizala@tyrell.net (Ron Kizala)
1684:#Hamnet R_krantz H wolfe@gboro.rowan.edu (Jon Wolfe from Glassboro
NJ)
1685:#Hamnet Prompter H oahvenla@delta.hut.fi (Osma Ahvenlampi)
1686:#Hamnet The_King H ~cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk (Always Look On The Bright
1687:+Side Of Life)
1688:#Hamnet Guran H d93jmk@tex13.hfb.se (<- Finnjaveln )
1689:#Hamnet TheGhost H@ ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk (White Mouse)
1690:#Hamnet halleen H HALLEEN@nelinet.org (<HALLEEN>)
1691:#Hamnet Prologue H@ tomaz@kanin.arnes.si (They call me the President)
1692:#Hamnet MeDoc H elsen@s-word.Stanford.EDU (MD's do it with
1693:+patience...)
1694:#Hamnet pcarver H pcarver@pegasus.rutgers.edu (Paul Carver)
1695:
1696:#Hamnet Fort_bras H ~spberg@teal.csn.org (Stephen P. Berg)
1697:#Hamnet KaiKul H daemon@distal.demon.co.uk (junkpile.demon.co.uk)
1698:#Hamnet SCENE H grisha@W20-575-42.MIT.EDU (Crystobal Josevich
Junta)
1699:#Hamnet Cyberpook H meger001@maroon.tc.umn.edu (Joe)
1700:#Hamnet Recorder H root@mketcham.extern.ucsd.edu (Michelle Ketcham)
1701:#Hamnet lmcdermot H LMCDERMOTT@nelinet.org (<LMCDERMOTT>)
1702:#Hamnet laertes H pdavis@access.digex.net (Peter Davis)
1703:#Hamnet ophelia H ~FSKMR2@acad2.alaska.edu (<me>)
1704:#Hamnet ThE_QuEeN H@ FSMLC3@acad2.alaska.edu (<pebbles>)
1705:#Hamnet DRUM H jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu (Jim Cusick)
1706:#Hamnet AUDIENCE H ~CASSIDY@saturn.rowan.edu (<Kyle)
1707:#Hamnet _Enter H ~471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU (<me....whoelse?>)
1708:#Hamnet _Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
1709:#Hamnet G_Stern H@ jerryr@coho.halcyon.com (Kawunzuki Heavy
Industries
1710:+Ltd.)
1711:
1712:<mortal> What if I don't understand an abbreviation?
1713:
1714:<SCENE> Is this going to be logged?
1715:<AUDIENCE> actually, it's getting annoying.
1716:<Recorder> SCENE: I am logging it.
1717:<_Enter> HOLD ON WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1718:<DRUM> I am logging
1719:<GHOST> leave hamnet
1720:*Prologue* sorry to bother, but don't forget me :)
1721:* Recorder is logging this session.
1722:<_Producer> prologue have u had yr lines?
1723:<The_King> who's got the clapper board?
1724:<Prologue> no
1725:*** GHOST has left channel #hamnet
1726:*** Signoff: kizala (Bad link?)
1727:/q prologue
1728:*** Starting conversation with prologue
1729:* ThE_QuEeN would like a log file sent to her
1730:<The_King> argh...we lost the ghost
1731:/l prologue
1732:-> *prologue* All the world's a Unix term.... [3]
1733:-> *prologue* ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4]
1734:-> *prologue* This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5]
1735:-> *prologue* Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
1736:-> *prologue* Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
1737:*** _Producer has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to
1738:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress [2]
1739:/q
1740:*** Ending conversation with prologue
1741:<trammie> ?
1742:* The_King gives the Queen his log...
1743:<_Enter> no...theghost is here still......
1744:<_Producer> prologue:gettem?
1745:* laertes is giving an interview to rolling stone guy
1746:<G_Stern> king: ure crown'z on crooked
1747:* ophelia says shoot an audience member and make them a ghost
1748:<The_King> oh..ok
1749:* TheGhost is still here
1750:<G_Stern> :)
1751:<trammie> list
1752:*** stremler (stremler@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1753:* ThE_QuEeN examines said log....and puts it to flame
1754:/l advice
1755:> :
1756:> :
1757:> Enter the speech, I pray you, as I /QUERY'd it to you,
1758:> trippingly on the kybd
1759:> but if you screw it up, as many of our Unix users do,
1760:> I had as lief the town-crier took my /LOADs
1761:> Nor do not flame the chan too much with your attributes, thus,
1762:> but use all gently
1763:> for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind
1764:> of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that
1765:> may give irc smoothness.
1766:> :
1767:> :
1768:<The_King> argh
1769:*** capri (schweit@terence.ccs.itd.umich.edu) has joined channel #Hamnet
1770:* KaiKul warms his hands on the burning Log
1771:<_exit>
1772:
1773:<The_King> hang on...who is going to play Hamlet himself
1774:<_Producer> ACTUALLY YOU ALL MAY USE ATTRIBS IF U LIKE...
1775:* The_King screams
1776:<Recorder> Producer: Will we be able to get a list of the cast after the
1777:+performance?
1778:* The_King screams: "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
1779:
1780:
1781:+++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 4: THE FALSE START +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
1782:<_Producer> HERE WE GO
1783:<TheGhost> sure!
1784:/nick _The
1785:*** _Producer is now known as _The
1786:<TheGhost> GO GO GO GO GO!
1787:*** Signoff: _exit (Bad link?)
1788:<laertes> are we going to be famous
1789:<The_King> lights....
1790:/l the00
1791:* _The CURTAIN RISES to reveal the lavish cyber-set...
1792:<G_Stern> ogogf
1793:<Recorder> We need to make this moderated first.
1794:<The_King> ....camera.....
1795:<Fort_bras> _Producer: I still haven't gotten lines, they didn't come
through
1796:/l ncastle
1797:> ______* ______* *______ *______
1798:> < | < | | > | >
1799:> <______| <______| |______> |______>
1800:> | | | |
1801:> ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
1802:> | + | | + | | + | | + |
1803:> | + |________| + |________| + |________| + |
1804:> | |
1805:> | + + + + + + + |
1806:> |___ ___|
1807:> | + + + + + |
1808:> | |
1809:> | + + __________ + + |
1810:
1811:> | |########| |
1812:> / | + + |########| + + |\.
1813:> / | | | | \.
1814:> / |_____________________| |||||| |_____________________| . \.
1815:> / . . . |||||| . .\.
1816:> _______________________________ |||||| ______________________________
1817:>
1818:> W E L C O M E T O E L S I N O R E!!!
1819:> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1820:/nick hamlet
1821:> :
1822:*** kizala (kizala@tyrell.net) has joined channel #hamnet
1823:<Prompter> anyone forgot their lines? That's what I'm here for! :)
1824:*** _The is now known as hamlet
1825:/nick Hamlet
1826:*** _exit (ac3w@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1827:*** hamlet is now known as Hamlet
1828:<capri> I say, what a deee-lightful set you have built!
1829:<AUDIENCE> cheers wildly
1830:<The_King> ssshhhh
1831:
1832:<Brazil> _exit's gone
1833:-> *audience* go for it
1834:<_Enter> _exit is back
1835:<Recorder> We need to moderate the channel.
1836:-> *prologue* GO
1837:<AUDIENCE> clap clap clap clap [1]
1838:*** sparkle (cmd10@slc10.INS.CWRU.Edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1839:* laertes orders roses for ophelia. hopes they will be delivered after
1840:+performance
1841:*Prompter* send fort_bras his lines!
1842:<The_King> make it private
1843:<Recorder> Set all the actors to +v, and the channel to +m
1844:*** Mode change "+m" on channel #Hamnet by ThE_QuEeN
1845:*** capri has left channel #Hamnet
1846:/mode * +v audience
1847:*** Mode change "+v AUDIENCE" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1848:/mode * +v prologue
1849:*** lisac (U38440@uicvm.uic.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1850:*** Mode change "+v Prologue" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1851:*** tryitout (sirott@nino.atmos.washington.edu) has joined channel #Hamnet
1852:/mode * +vscene\
1853:*** c : is unknown mode char to me
1854:*** e : is unknown mode char to me
1855:*** e : is unknown mode char to me
1856:*** \ : is unknown mode char to me
1857:*** Mode change "+sn" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1858:/mode * +v scene
1859:*** Mode change "+v SCENE" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1860:*** Mode change "+v G_Stern" on channel #Hamnet by G_Stern
1861:*** Mode change "+o ophelia" on channel #Hamnet by ThE_QuEeN
1862:/mode * +v _enter
1863:*** Mode change "+v _Enter" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1864:*** Signoff: _Enter (Dead Socket)
1865:*** _Enter: No such nick/channel
1866:*** Signoff: tryitout (Leaving)
1867:/mode * +v _exit
1868:*** Mode change "+v _exit" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1869:*** budgie (jon@Bubba.CVM.MsState.Edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1870:* ophelia Kisses laertes and thinks he is such a midevil STUD
1871:/mode * +v prompter
1872:<G_Stern> enter's exited
1873:*** Mode change "+v Prompter" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1874:*** gabbar (R0B3782@VENUS.TAMU.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1875:*** _enter (471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
1876:/mode * +v theghost
1877:*** Mode change "+v TheGhost" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1878:*Fort_bras* - Do I have any lines, They never came through on the first
try
1879:*** Mode change "+v _enter" on channel #Hamnet by G_Stern
1880:/mode * +v r_krantz
1881:*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1882:*** manaster (manaster@yu1.yu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
1883:<ThE_QuEeN> Don't flame me, im yr ma [45]
1884:*** sparkle has left channel #Hamnet
1885:<G_Stern> anyone else need +v?
1886:> fort_bras: here r yr lines
1887:* Prompter needs the whole script, people are asking for their lines!
1888:*** manaster is now known as hank
1889:/l fbras
1890:
1891:> EEEEEEEuuuuuucchhhhhh!!!!!! What's been hpng here? [74]
1892:> NICK _King [78]
1893:> ************* PLEASE ADD / BEFORE NICK IN ABOVE LINE ********
1894:*_enter* i cannot talk bud........
1895:<R_krantz> do i?
1896:/mode * +v _enter
1897:*** Mode change "+v _enter" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1898:*** gabbar has left channel #hamnet
1899:/mode * +v r_krantz
1900:*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1901:<_enter> thanks....
1902:/mode * +v g_stern
1903:*** Mode change "+v G_Stern" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1904:*** Mode change "+v R_krantz" on channel #Hamnet by G_Stern
1905:* R_krantz smiles
1906:<AUDIENCE> begins to get restless and tear at the seat cushions.
1907:<_enter> ?
1908:/mode * +v king
1909:*** king: No such nick/channel
1910:<G_Stern> :::)
1911:/mode * +v _king
1912:*Fort_bras* I think I need +v also...
1913:<_enter> i think exit needs on too.........
1914:*** _king: No such nick/channel
1915:* R_krantz smiles
1916:* ophelia says EEEK a bug
1917:<Prompter> I get "cannot send to channel" from some servers! I'm not
getting
1918:+through everywhere!
1919:/mode * +v the_king
1920:*_enter* still cannot talk.........
1921:*** Mode change "+v The_King" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1922:<TheGhost> prompter - i got ya!
1923:<The_King> ta hamlet
1924:*** Mode change "+v _enter" on channel #Hamnet by G_Stern
1925:/mode * +v _enter
1926:*** Mode change "+v _enter" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1927:*** Signoff: mortal (Error 0)
1928:<The_King> same here with the servers
1929:*DRUM* Mode change and lines?
1930:*** Mode change "+o _exit" on channel #Hamnet by ophelia
1931:*** hank is now known as GHOST
1932:<The_King> everyone change to shrug
1933:<Hamlet> OK WE WILL UN-MODERATE
1934:<_enter> can you hear me now?
1935:/mode * -m
1936:*** Brazil is now known as _exuent
1937:*** Mode change "-m" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
1938:*** _exuent is now known as Brazil
1939:*** mortal (mortal@netcom.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
1940:<R_krantz> test
1941:*** jojo (jbulubi@muser.brad.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
1942:<GHOST> I left my sheet a home.
1943:<G_Stern> producer: any other mode changes needed?
1944:<Prompter> right... This is the way to go
1945:<The_King> make it a PRIVATE CHANNEL
1946:*_enter* just op the actors is all........
1947:<Recorder> Unmoderated?
1948:<trammie> hi
1949:
1950:* TheGhost wonders if this is going to start
1951:<_enter> ?
1952:<SCENE> hey, I need a +v
1953:> EVERYONE GOT THEIR LINES NOW?
1954:*** Mode change "+pi-s" on channel #Hamnet by TheGhost
1955:* R_krantz can talk again
1956:<Recorder> Ah...
1957:<_enter> PRIVATE CHANNEL!!!!!!!
1958:<Fort_bras> NNNNOOOOOO
1959:<Hamlet> SCENE: NOT NOW
1960:<G_Stern> why private?
1961:<Recorder> Not a private channel!
1962:<ophelia> NAW..Why private? No no one can watch!
1963:*DRUM* Noo I need line
1964:<_enter> fort needs
1965:+lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1966:<Recorder> Let people join and watch...just +m, so they can't interrupt
the
1967:+play
1968:<Brazil> what good is it withouth an audience?!?
1969:<laertes> yes lets make cyber history
1970:<GHOST> You need a tv not +v...
1971:<G_Stern> I want my MOM to see me!!!!
1972:<Hamlet> drum: here's yr line..
1973:/l drum
1974:> Like, rat-a-tat, man [75]
1975:<Prompter> forget the noise, irc is noisy! Open channel!
1976:
1977:<_enter> ophelia......ao no interuptions
1978:<The_King> put the topic as : ask for an invite to watch
1979:<vanGogh> audience restless!!!!!!!!!!!1
1980:*** Signoff: lisac (lisac)
1981:<Recorder> No...
1982:<TheGhost> oy ghost wot ya on? thats my part!
1983:/topic Hamlet in progress. Shush!
1984:<TheGhost> :)
1985:<AUDIENCE> cyber history? this is absurd. it only takes 2 hours to see the
1986:+whole of hamlet.
1987:*** Hamlet has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to Hamlet in progress.
1988:+Shush!
1989:<Recorder> I think +m is enough. And solves more problems.
1990:* The_King thinks this wait wasn't in his contract
1991:<trammie> hi
1992:<Prompter> recorder: moderated doesn't work well
1993:<SCENE> In progress yeah right :)
1994:<Hamlet> recorder:it does not work
1995:
1996:++++++++++++++++++++++++ Part 5: THE PERFORMANCE +++++++++++++++++++++++++
1997:/nick _Set
1998:*** Hamlet is now known as _Set
1999:<GHOST> I signed off before so you're the official ghost.
2000: 35
2001:/l ncastle
2002:> ______* ______* *______ *______
2003:> < | < | | > | >
2004:> <______| <______| |______> |______>
2005:> | | | |
2006:> ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
2007:> | + | | + | | + | | + |
2008:> | + |________| + |________| + |________| + |
2009:> | |
2010:> | + + + + + + + |
2011:> |___ ___|
2012:> | + + + + + |
2013:> | |
2014:> | + + __________ + + |
2015:> | |########| |
2016:> / | + + |########| + + |\.
2017:> / | | | | \.
2018:> / |_____________________| |||||| |_____________________| . \.
2019:> / . . . |||||| . .\.
2020:> _______________________________ |||||| ______________________________
2021:>
2022:> W E L C O M E T O E L S I N O R E!!!
2023:> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2024:/nick Hamlet
2025:* Brazil thinks he could organize something better than this givven a week
2026:> :
2027:/nick Hamlet
2028:* Brazil thinks this should be +m so he knows when the play has started
and
2029:+can shut up.
2030:*** _Set is now known as Hamlet
2031:/mode * -p
2032:*** Mode change "-p" on channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
2033:<Recorder> Don't keep this a private channel.
2034:<laertes> have we started?
2035:<GHOST> I'm not going to haunt that castle.
2036:<Recorder> -i
2037:-> *prologue* GO AHEAD
2038:*Fort_bras* I need lines if I have any :-)
2039:<DRUM> Boom Boom Boom
2040:<Recorder> ;-)
2041:*** Signoff: jojo (Leaving)
2042:<TheGhost> <----lagged!
2043:<The_King> THE_QUEEN - fancy a bit of nookie?
2044:*** Signoff: The_King (Error 0)
2045:*** The_King: No such nick/channel
2046:<AUDIENCE> mild clapping and shouts of "this better be good! we have
fruit!"
2047:* TheGhost passes his lines on to ghost and bids farewell...
2048:<ophelia> Yeah..Private then its not watchable
2049:*** KaiKul has left channel #hamnet
2050:<trammie> hi
2051:*** You have been kicked off channel #hamnet by Prologue (Automated kick
for
2052:+flooding)
2053:fortbras here are your lines..
2054:/l fbras
2055:*** #hamnet : Cannot send to channel (from irc.arnes.si)
2056:/join #hamnet
2057:*** #hamnet :Sorry, cannot join channel. (Invite only channel)
2058:-> *_enter* get me back in
2059:
2060:/join #hamnet
2061:*** #hamnet :Sorry, cannot join channel. (Invite only channel)
2062:-> *prologue* help! get me back in
2063:*** TheGhost invites you to channel #Hamnet
2064:/join #hamnet
2065:*** Hamlet (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2066:*** Topic for #hamnet: Hamlet in progress. Shush!
2067:*** Users on #Hamnet: Hamlet The_King mortal GHOST +_enter TheRaven @_exit
2068:+kizala stremler PsychoA trammie masc0789 vanGogh Brazil +R_krantz
+Prompter
2069:+Guran @TheGhost halleen +Prologue MeDoc pcarver Fort_bras +SCENE Recorder
2070:+lmcdermot laertes @ophelia @ThE_QuEeN DRUM +AUDIENCE @G_Stern
2071:* laertes is falling for ophelia he thinks
2072:<Recorder> Repeat after me... "/mode #hamnet -i+m"
2073:<DRUM> Welcome Hamlet!
2074:*** Mode change "+o The_King" on channel #Hamnet by ThE_QuEeN
2075:<GHOST> Am I in private?
2076:*** Mode change "-i" on channel #Hamnet by G_Stern
2077:(Prologue/#hamnet) Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
2078:(AUDIENCE/#hamnet) this is absurd. sorry folks, i'm out of here. still
2079:+unimpressed by the wonders of irc.
2080:(_enter/#hamnet) op the actors and +m the channel............
2081:<trammie> hi
2082:* ophelia gives laertes a SMOOCH (you big stud you)
2083:<vanGogh> if this is private i mightaswell leave
2084:<The_King> yo hamlet (you shagged my missus! you're facking dead mate!)
2085:<Brazil> it's not IRC, it's the ops
2086:*** TheRaven is now known as budgie
2087:<Hamlet> WE WILL SKIP THE PROLOGUE. GO AHEAD SCEN WITH LINE 8
2088:<The_King> ta Queen *hug*
2089:*** budgie has left channel #hamnet
2090:(Prologue/#hamnet) Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
2091:<Brazil> need an audience? :)
2092:(SCENE/#Hamnet) wtf?
2093:* ThE_QuEeN pinches the King
2094:<G_Stern> er line 8
2095:* ThE_QuEeN punches the King
2096:*** trammie is now known as audience
2097:* The_King gropes the Queen
2098:<Hamlet> scene do line 8
2099:<ThE_QuEeN> ooopsa
2100:*Fort_bras* Could you tell me if I have lines and who can send them to
me???
2101:(_enter/#hamnet) FUCK THIS>>>LETS GO>>>>>
2102:*** Gallery (~dsollers@home.interaccess.com) has joined channel #Hamnet
2103:* SCENE 1: THE BATTLEMENTS [8]
2104:*Prologue* sorry - my scripts aren't used to irc shows :(
2105:* audience wonders what's going on
2106:* _enter HAMLET (9)
2107:<The_King> why not the prologue?
2108:* ophelia says HANDS OFF MA
2109:<vanGogh> lord what fools these ircsters be
2110:<Brazil> SOMEONE MODE +M THIS CHANNEL ALREADY!
2111:<The_King> sssshhhhh....
2112:* ThE_QuEeN looks for a flirt
2113:* Prompter groans
2114:* _ENTER HAMLET (9)
2115:/l ham11
2116:<Hamlet> re, Ghost. Zup? [11]
2117:* _ENTER HAMLET (9)
2118:
2119:*** Brazil is now known as _flirt
2120:<GHOST> WWOOOOOOooooooo.......
2121:* audience is restless
2122:<The_King> hey pres! didn't notice ya there!
2123:*** _flirt is now known as Brazil
2124:* SCENE shakes and throws everybody off
2125:<TheGhost> Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the
bastard.
2126:+[12]
2127:<TheGhost> /MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
2128:* _ENTER GHOST (10)
2129:/l ham14
2130:<Hamlet> Holy shit!!!!!! Don't op me, man!!!!!! I've gotta think abt
this +
2131:I've got chem lab in 1/2 hr :-((((( [14]
2132:*** Mode change "+o Hamlet" on channel #Hamnet by TheGhost
2133:<GHOST> I won't use that kind of language, shame on you...!
2134:* _exit hamlet [15]
2135:* SCENE 2: AFTER HAMLET'S CHEM LAB [16]
2136:(Prompter/#hamnet) hello? This is going to hell here...
2137:/l ham17
2138:<Hamlet> 2b or not 2b...... [17]
2139:/l ham18
2140:*** Signoff: lmcdermot (Leaving)
2141:* Hamlet Ponders..... "Hmmmmmm........" [18]
2142:/l ham19
2143:<Hamlet> <:-(( Bummer..... [19]
2144:* audience is shocked by the languaged used by the actos
2145:/l ham20
2146:<Hamlet> Ooops, here comes Ophelia. [20]
2147:* _ENTER OPHELIA (21)
2148:*** Brazil is now known as _exuent
2149:* _exuent The Pope and his entourage.
2150:<_exuent> wtf?
2151:<ophelia> heres your stuff back [22]
2152:/l ham23
2153:<Hamlet> Not mine, love. Hehehehehe ;-D [23]
2154:* Prompter bangs his head on the wall
2155:* _exuent The Pope and his entourage.
2156:<GHOST> Better clean up this ghost of an act.
2157:CUE OPHELIA
2158:<ophelia> Oh heavenly powers restore him [24]
2159:* ophelia thinks hamlets nuts
2160:* audience wonder what's going on
2161:/l ham26
2162:<Hamlet> Make that "sanity-deprived," pls.... [26]
2163:<_exuent> what about his nuts? :)
2164:/l ham27
2165:*** alice (U51121@uicvm.uic.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
2166:<Hamlet> Oph: suggest u /JOIN #nunnery [27]
2167:* ophelia :-( [28]
2168:<G_Stern> /set lag off
2169:*** audience has left channel #hamnet
2170:<Recorder> Haha
2171:*** yandros (yandros@PODGE.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2172:*** Ig (mwhitson@DRAGONS-LAIR.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2173:<Recorder> the audience left. ;-)
2174:<G_Stern> oh shit we've lost the audience
2175:*** alice has left channel #Hamnet
2176:*** PsychoA has left channel #hamnet
2177:
2178:-> *ophelia* KEEP GOING
2179:*** ophelia has left channel #hamnet
2180:* _ENTER R_krantz (31)
2181:* Prompter knew we would lose the audience
2182:*** Cyberpook (meger001@maroon.tc.umn.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
2183:*** ophelia (~FSKMR2@acad2.alaska.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
2184:*** _exuent is now known as Brazil
2185:* _ENTER G_STERN (32)
2186:<vanGogh> hello????????????????????
2187:*** yandros is now known as Yandros
2188:(R_krantz/#hamnet) re [33]
2189:<halleen> There is still an audience! Go already.
2190:-> *_enter* KEEP GOING
2191:<G_Stern> re
2192:<G_Stern> 34
2193:*** ark3 (ark3@MILQUETOAST.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2194:*** ark3 has left channel #Hamnet
2195:/L HAM35
2196:*** HAM35: File not found
2197:*** Signoff: masc0789 (Dead Socket)
2198:*_ENTER* trying!!!!! =]
2199:*** masc0789 (masc0789@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
2200:*Prompter* DRUM needs his lines
2201:* The_King fumbles with The Queen's dress (time for a quickie b4 the
show!)
2202:*** ark3 (ark3@MILQUETOAST.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2203:<Hamlet> RE, GUYS...:-\
2204:<Hamlet> [35]
2205:(R_krantz/#hamnet) zup? [36]
2206:/l ham37
2207:<Hamlet> Fucked if I know. brb. [37]
2208:* _exit Hamlet in a sulk [38]
2209:<G_Stern> fuckza matter w/him 39
2210:(R_krantz/#hamnet) Guess he must be lagged [40]
2211:* R_krantz lurks [41]
2212:* G_Stern lurks [42]
2213:* SCENE 4: THE QUEEN'S CLOSET [43]
2214:/l ham44
2215:<Hamlet> Ma: What the fuck's going on???? [44]
2216:<ThE_QuEeN> Don't flame me, im yr ma [45]
2217:<ThE_QuEeN> ER [46]
2218:*** bicsux (lawrenc@o231-03.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu) has joined channel
2219:+#hamnet
2220:(Prompter/#hamnet) Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47]
2221:<G_Stern> intermission yet?
2222:<Brazil> this sucks. huh huh. Change it, butthead.
2223:<ThE_QuEeN> Oh right ... yr dads pissed at you [48]
2224:<GHOST> th th th th that's all folks. [9999999999]
2225:/l ham49
2226:* Hamlet slashes at the cyber-Arras [49]
2227:(polonius/#hamnet)
2228:+AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (50)
2229:/l ham51
2230:*** _ENTER has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Hamlet (Hamlet)
2231:<G_Stern> great acting polonius
2232:<Brazil> Mitchell!
2233:> [51]
2234:<ThE_QuEeN> Now look what u've done u little nerd :-( [52]
2235:/l ham53
2236:
2237:<Hamlet> Wrong guy..... Bummer...... [53]
2238:* SCENE 5: GRUESOME FINALE [54]
2239:*** _ENTER (471700@XAVIER.XU.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2240:* bicsux thinks its about bloody time
2241:*_ENTER* what the fuck was that for?
2242:*** Brazil is now known as TomServo
2243:-> *_enter* cue line 56
2244:*** ThE_QuEeN has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to DEATH
2245:+ [55]
2246:* _ENTER kiong queen hamlet rkrantz gstern and laertes (56)
2247:<TomServo> I need a Joel and a Crow to MST3kify this thing :)
2248:* ThE_QuEeN Takes a drink [57]
2249:*** bicsux is now known as Crow
2250:* The_King gives Ham and Laertes two fucking huge swords [58]
2251:<The_King> Go fr it Lads! lots violence!!! [59]
2252:* laertes stabs at Halmlet [60}
2253:<TomServo> Isn't it neat how they all enter the room at the same moment?
2254:/l ham61
2255:* Hamlet stabs Laertes [61]
2256:*** Signoff: GHOST (Leaving)
2257:/l ham62
2258:* Hamlet stabs King [62]
2259:<Crow> Cool. Heh-heh.
2260:<ThE_QuEeN> Holy shit this Danish Vodka is like Poison :-@ [63]
2261:/l ham64
2262:<Hamlet> and u always said I was wasting my time in chem lab, heheheh ;-
| [64]
2263:* ThE_QuEeN dies in agony [65]
2264:<The_King> AAAAARRRRRgggGGGGhhhHHHHHH!!!!! That fucking hurts ya
bastard! [66]
2265:(SCENE/#Hamnet) NO
2266:<Crow> <Continuity - the KING killed the queen>
2267:* The_King dies, horribly [67]
2268:/kick * the_king
2269:*** The_King has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Hamlet (Hamlet)
2270:<laertes> arrrrgh. i am dead {68}
2271:*** The_King (cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
2272:*** Kona (chaler@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2273:/l ham70
2274:<Hamlet> AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2275:*** The_King is now known as exKing
2276:* laertes dies
2277:/l ham71
2278:* Hamlet dies [71]
2279:* R_krantz + G_stern GULP!!!!!!! [72] :)
2280:<Kona> vincent price, bill bixby.
2281:* _ENTER fortinbras+drum+colours+attendents (73)
2282:<Kona> garry moore, frank zappa, kathryn hepburn
2283:/nick colours
2284:<Kona> frank zappa
2285:*** Hamlet is now known as colours
2286:*** Kona has been kicked off channel #hamnet by ThE_QuEeN (ThE_QuEeN)
2287:<DRUM> Boom Boom Boom
2288:<Crow> But she's DEAD
2289:*** Kona (chaler@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2290:<colours> Hmmmmmmmm [76]
2291:/nick attndts
2292:*** colours is now known as attndts
2293:<attndts> Holy sheeeet!!! [78]
2294:<halleen> river phoenix
2295:
2296:<G_Stern> even chickens can kick after their dead
2297:*** rmpol (rmpol@netcom5.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2298:/nick fort_bras
2299:*** fort_bras : Nickname is already in use.
2300:*** You have specified an illegal nickname
2301:*** Please enter your nickname
2302:Nickname:
2303:f_bras
2304:*** attndts is now known as f_bras
2305:/nick _king
2306:*** f_bras is now known as _king
2307:* exKing fancies a bit of necrophilia with the Queen...
2308:*** Signoff: Yandros (Leaving)
2309:/nick _The
2310:*** KevinII (henning@W20-575-28.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #Hamnet
2311:*** _king is now known as _The
2312:* laertes has stolen the show.
2313:/l the79
2314:* _The CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS. <<<<<<== THE END ==>>>>>> [79]
2315:
2316:
2317:
2318:++++++++++++++++ Part 6: THE POST-MORTEM & CAST PARTY ++++++++++++++++++
2319:<exKing> hooray!
2320:/nick Producer
2321:*_ENTER* fort never got his lines
2322:*** _The is now known as Producer
2323:<G_Stern> ENCORE
2324:<Recorder> Oh my...what an excellent use of my Sunday afternoon. ;-)
2325:* ThE_QuEeN searches for a prologue...and a base ball bat [81]
2326:<G_Stern> ENCORE
2327:<Cyberpook> Clap...clap...clap...
2328:<Gallery> applauds
2329:* _ENTER
applauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2330:* _ENTER
applauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2331:* Prompter thinks it needs a bit of rehearsing...
2332:* exKing finishes strongly, then takes a *bow* to raptuous applause
2333:* ovations are coming from all over
2334:* laertes signs a lucrative contract and asks ophelia to celebrate
2335:*** _ENTER is now known as beeker
2336:(R_krantz/#hamnet) clap clap clap
2337:<Producer> WELL DONE ALL
2338:<mortal> Good work except for all the assholes.
2339:<Recorder> Can we all get a copy of the script now?
2340:* beeker invites everyone for a bee(ke)r .....................
2341:<Cyberpook> pratice makes perfect.
2342:* exKing gets his end away with the Queen
2343:* ophelia Asks celebrate??? coool
2344:<Fort_bras> How about better planning!!!!! <next time>
2345:* TheGhost nicked a copy of it live
2346:*** Crow has left channel #hamnet
2347:*beeker* can you email me the cscript? please!!!! =]
2348:<vanGogh> when's the next performance?
2349:<Recorder> It was cool, except for the parts that sucked.
2350:<Producer> recorder:enter yr e-mail address for a copy now
2351:<masc0789> My mother would have a stroke, but definitely a great leap
forward.
2352:<TomServo> is that it?
2353:<Ig> Author. Author.
2354:
2355:*** exKing is now known as Sparkey
2356:<_exit> prod: maybe get someone to field questions while you hand out
2357:<_exit>
2358:*** ThE_QuEeN is now known as Femmy
2359:<G_Stern> THANKS PRODUCER [81]
2360:* Prompter definitely needs a script in the future plays (if any)
2361:<_exit> parts?
2362:<Recorder> Just dcc, or e-mail to sellis@ucssun1.sdsu.edu
2363:* President kicks himself for not having right scripts installed :(
2364:<mortal> Do "Waiting for Godot"
2365:(SCENE/#Hamnet) hey
2366:<Fort_bras> spberg@csn.org (E-Mail please THNK YOU
2367:(SCENE/#Hamnet) I want a copy too
2368:<vanGogh> autographs pls!
2369:<DRUM> Get the Prompter a copy of the script too.
2370:<_exit> ac3w@faraday.clas.virginia.edu
2371:<stremler> I wanna copy. Send to "stremler@ucssun1.sdsu.edu"
2372:<Sparkey> not waiting for godot...its shit
2373:<Recorder> I think Waiting for Godot is far more IRC-ish. ;-)
2374:*** SC (campagna@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2375:* ophelia says to laertes HOWDY..Whats yer name..hehehe
2376:(Prompter/#hamnet) producer: /dcc, or email to oahvenla@snakemail.hut.fi
2377:<Producer> prompter:u really only had `1 line
2378:<TomServo> shabby@mit.edu
2379:<beeker> HEY EVERYBODY....HE TRIED...I THINK IT WAS FUN...CEPT FOR THOSE
WHO
2380:+FUCKED AROUND...SO GET OFF OF HIS CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2381:*** TomServo is now known as Brazil
2382:*MeDoc* could i have a copy too...elsen@s-word.stanford.edu
2383:<Ig> SIGH.
2384:<Kona> again: Garry Moore, Frank Zappa, Robert Taft jr.
2385:*** Kona has been kicked off channel #hamnet by Femmy (Femmy)
2386:<_exit> recorder: lol!
2387:* TheGhost enjoyed it anyway
2388:<Fort_bras> Good effort should post script in alt.irc
2389:<beeker> HEY EVERYBODY....HE TRIED...I THINK IT WAS FUN...CEPT FOR THOSE
WHO
2390:+FUCKED AROUND...SO GET OFF OF HIS CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2391:<Recorder> Yeah, it was a great effort.
2392:*** TheGhost is now known as Nibbles
2393:<kizala> <kizala> I never thought I'd see it!
2394:(SCENE/#Hamnet) send a copy to grisha@mit.edu
2395:(SCENE/#Hamnet) or dcc
2396:*** Signoff: Ig (Leaving)
2397:<stremler> I came in late.... did I miss much?
2398:* Sparkey is off for his oscar next week
2399:<ophelia> YEAH..it was fun!!!
2400:*** bluenote (zeno@MADMAN.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #hamnet
2401:(President/#hamnet) it was great and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2402:* Femmy needsa PRESSing
2403:<Gallery> Good stuff!!
2404:* laertes pops the bubbly
2405:<laertes> got run guys. my agent has some deal cooking.
2406:*** Signoff: laertes (Leaving)
2407:<G_Stern> recorder can u make a copy of channel list??
2408:*** Guran has left channel #Hamnet
2409:/whois tyree
2410:*** tyree: No such nick/channel
2411:<Recorder> Will do.
2412:* President needs Fem :)
2413:
2414:*** Sparkey has left channel #hamnet
2415:<Nibbles> culaertes
2416:<DRUM> If we all had the script ahead of time from alt.irc....
2417:(Prompter/#hamnet) producer: I know I did, but ppl kept asking me for
lines...
2418:+i could have given them...
2419:<halleen> bye
2420:<vanGogh> WHEN'S next show?
2421:<mortal> You might want to use two channels in a split screen to give
2422:+direction to the actors in one and the play in the other.
2423:*** Signoff: halleen (Leaving)
2424:* Femmy suggests a less busy channel
2425:<Recorder> Okay...do y'all want a raw script, or want me to edit out all
the
2426:+garbage?
2427:<mortal> What do you thing?
2428:<Fort_bras> Nibbles: BBOOOO bad pun
2429:(Prompter/#hamnet) recorder: both.. :)
2430:(President/#hamnet) edit it
2431:<stremler> Both...
2432:<_exit> at least 3 lines were dropped...
2433:* beeker shrugs....fine...fuck you all...we tried...
2434:<rmpol> send copy to rmpol@netcom.com (arrived too late to catch any
action.
2435:*** beeker has left channel #hamnet
2436:<kizala> quit
2437:<Recorder> Okay...let me edit it. 1 sec.
2438:<KevinII> Ham, let me!
2439:<Producer> _exit:right
2440:<Nibbles> byee peeps!
2441:* Prompter didn't see all the lines
2442:*** Signoff: kizala (Leaving)
2443:*** Nibbles has left channel #hamnet
2444:<DRUM> It was a good try!
2445:*** G_Stern is now known as inertia
2446:<ophelia> Oh my god..the drun spoke....AHHHHH
2447:* Femmy staddle hugs PRESSY
2448:<vanGogh> when's next show?
2449:<Producer> WE CAN GO FOR A SECOND PERF IF U LIKE
2450:*** RubberDuc (d93jde@tex12.hfb.se) has joined channel #hamnet
2451:*** alice (U51121@uicvm.uic.edu) has joined channel #hamnet
2452:<mortal> Good work for the first worldwide performance.
2453:<_exit> I think +v for actors/crew only would help.
2454:* President hugs back her
2455:*** DRUM is now known as party_tm
2456:*** bluenote has left channel #Hamnet
2457:*** SC has left channel #hamnet
2458:* ophelia misses laertes....*sniff*
2459:<Producer> _exit:the prob is that not all servers recognize it
2460:<Fort_bras> Producer: need to plan parts and mode for the channel
beforhand
2461:+next time...
2462:<_exit>
2463:<_exit> mmm.
2464:*** Glove (grigis@disun39.epfl.ch) has joined channel #hamnet
2465:*** RubberDuc has left channel #hamnet
2466:*** Signoff: rmpol (Leaving)
2467:(JonW/#hamnet) for on on the spot production i thought it went extremely
well.
2468:<party_tm> Yes. I will do it again. Lines would help.
2469:<Producer> fort_bras:I can't think why u never got yr part i sent it 2u
3 times
2470:<mortal> Aslo have a rehersal with a hostile audience too!!!!! :)
2471:<Glove> hi?
2472:
2473:* Femmy hugs producer ..wonderful ..THANK YOU
2474:<Producer> bjour glove
2475:<vanGogh> do a tensee wms next time
2476:<stremler> Hey, I wasn't hostile. Just ignorant.
2477:<Glove> hello Producer
2478:<Glove> Produer: je suis en retard :(
2479:<Fort_bras> Producer: Get the players cast beforehand and E-mail their
parts
2480:+a day or two ahead of time
2481:<Producer> femmy:Dahling u were wonderful
2482:<party_tm> Producer: THanks
2483:<_exit> fbras: good idea
2484:<inertia> HOW ABOUT A CAST PARTY
2485:* Femmy does deep bows....
2486:(Prompter/#hamnet) The moderation had some problems, I for one didn't
have a
2487:+voice on three servers
2488:<Producer> fbras:then u'd hav 2 count on them turning up
2489:<masc0789> Stremler: We know.
2490:<mortal> Bravo.
2491:<Fort_bras> Isn't this a cast party of sorts???
2492:* President wants Femmy's autogram
2493:<Producer> make mine a double
2494:<vanGogh> bye all- keep yr day jobs
2495:(President/#hamnet) :)
2496:<Fort_bras> Producer: Trust can be dangerous I agree>>>
2497:<party_tm> Producer: Was that you on NPR?
2498:* mortal pops open champagne and cork knocks the Producer unconcious.
2499:<Producer> vanG:heheheheh
2500:<Femmy> any where particulay lovey??
2501:*** KevinII has left channel #Hamnet
2502:(SCENE/#Hamnet) lag
2503:<Brazil> you really really shoulda +m'ed the channel
2504:<masc0789> Vincent: Bite a rock.
2505:(President/#hamnet) hehe
2506:*** Brazil has left channel #Hamnet
2507:<Producer> brazil:it won't work cos not all servers recognize it
2508:<mortal> Is Mitch Kapor here?
2509:<_exit> another apporach: 2 channels 1 for play, 1 for running
comments/noise
2510:<stremler> To all.... a good night. Have fun.
2511:(R_krantz/#hamnet) Guess he must be lagged [40]
2512:*** ark3 has left channel #Hamnet
2513:*** Signoff: stremler (Leaving)
2514:*** Signoff: masc0789 (Leaving)
2515:<vanGogh> masc: i'll cut yr ear off
2516:*** Fort_bras is now known as spberg
2517:*** Signoff: Cyberpook (Leaving)
2518:* SCENE wants a log - dcc or mail to grisha@mit.edu
2519:<Producer> exit:I like that idea... mebbe winow them..?
2520:<mortal> _exit that was my idea. Give it back!!!!
2521:(President/#hamnet) beeker?
2522:* Femmy WAVES TO HER FANS
2523:* R_krantz is leaving, bye all.
2524:<ophelia> Later dudes
2525:*** vanGogh has left channel #HAMNET
2526:<spberg> Producer: let me know about second performance and I'll reply
with
2527:+my availability and preferences...
2528:(Prompter/#hamnet) producer: can you /dcc me the script?
2529:*** ophelia has left channel #hamnet
2530:(FANS/#hamnet) hehe
2531:
2532:* Glove would like a log too ...
2533:<Producer> bye rkrantz
2534:<_exit> mortal: (:
2535:*** R_krantz has left channel #hamnet
2536:<party_tm> later folks
2537:<mortal> Maybe you shoudl do R_krantz and G_stern are Dead?
2538:*** Signoff: party_tm (Leaving)
2539:(SCENE/#Hamnet) And the script, if you can, pls
2540:*** Signoff: Gallery (Leaving)
2541:<Producer> promp:no but enter yr e-mail address now
2542:<_exit> thanks producer...
2543:* Femmy says..well I was gonna grope the president
2544:<_exit> later all....
2545:<Femmy> hmmm
2546:(Prompter/#hamnet) prod: oahvenla@snakemail.hut.fi
2547:<Femmy> but he left??
2548:(FANS/#hamnet) let's put the script or log in fileserv-like bots
2549:*** Signoff: _exit (Leaving)
2550:* President is here
2551:*** You have new email.
2552:<Producer> fans:yeah, how cd we do that?
2553:* Femmy smiles
2554:(President/#hamnet) :)
2555:<inertia> producer: please send copy to me (R_Krantz) jerryr@halcyon.com
2556:<mortal> The discussion after the play is longer than the play.
2557:*** bicsux (lawrenc@o231-03.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu) has joined channel
2558:+#hamnet
2559:<spberg> But shorter than the preparation...
2560:(President/#hamnet) hehe
2561:* Femmy goropes Pressy...with pleasure
2562:<Producer> mortal:aint it always?
2563:<mortal> heheheh :)
2564:<Glove> Producer: alors comment ca s'est passe'?
2565:* President likes things Femmy does to him :)
2566:<inertia> pple discuss hamlet for 300 years after play
2567:<Femmy> and interest
2568:<mortal> Now that you have finished the play. What are you going to do
next?
2569:<Producer> glove:un peu desorganise mais certains scenes jouaient bien
2570:* Femmy likes doing things to Pressy...for Pressy...WITH PRESSY
2571:<spberg> Go to Disneyland of course!!!
2572:<inertia> un PEU?
2573:(President/#hamnet) :)
2574:<Femmy> hhahah
2575:<Glove> Producer: je suis desole de pas avoir ete la :(
2576:<bicsux> Why the bloody hell is the producer parler en francais?
2577:* President suggests we should do this more often
2578:<Producer> JAN 30TH -- A FRESH PRODUCTION, WITH PARTICIPATION OF A RL
MEMBER
2579:+OF THE ROYAL SHAKESPEARE CO
2580:*MeDoc* will u send me a copy of the script? (elsen@s-word.stanford.edu)
2581:<mortal> ?
2582:*SCENE* well then, grisha@mit.edu is my email, can you email the script?
2583:*President* really?
2584:* Femmy says..FUCK IN FRENCH....dont speack it you boobs
2585:<inertia> at what time
2586:(Prompter/#hamnet) Prod: COOL! What time?
2587:<Femmy> LATER ALL
2588:*** Femmy has left channel #hamnet
2589:<inertia> same time, same channel?
2590
2591:<Producer> NOT SURE TIME.... IS JAN 30TH SUPERBOWL? ANYONE KNOW?
2592:*** bicsux has left channel #hamnet
2593:<Glove> dunno
2594:<spberg> Prod: Should post in alt.irc newsgroup
2595:* Prompter wants to be here, but needs to know when...
2596:<Producer> DON'T E-MAIL US, WE'LL E-MAIL YOU
2597:<alice> hello???
2598:*** MeDoc has left channel #hamnet
2599:*** DCC SEND (hamnet-log 6960) request received from Recorder
2600:<Recorder> Who wants the log?
2601:<Recorder> (edited)
2602:<Glove> Producer: I'll really try to be here that time ..
2603:<Glove> Recorder: me! Please!:)
2604:<alice> may i ask a question
2605:<spberg> just incase you didn't get it first time: spberg@csn.org
2606:* Producer DOES NOT NEED THE LOG... CAPTURED LOCALLY
2607:(Prompter/#hamnet) recorder: here!
2608:<Producer> alice:go ahead
2609:<alice> thanks
2610:<Recorder> I still never got the script...
2611:<Glove> Recorder: thanks :)
2612:<mortal> Another round of applause for the Producer!!!!!! <clap> <clap>
2613:*** kerhop (kerhop@hebron.connected.com) has joined channel #hamnet
2614:<Recorder> (List of actors is at the end of the transscript)
2615:(Prompter/#hamnet) prod: you got my email address? notify me when you
know the
2616:+time..
2617:* President applauds
2618:<alice> I would like to know when the next Shakespear play will occur on
the
2619:+net here
2620:<Producer> prompter: definitely, Y
2621:<Recorder> Anyone else need the transcript?
2622:*** kerhop has left channel #hamnet
2623:<alice> can someone notice me?
2624:<spberg> Prod. ME TOO!!!
2625:<Glove> <--- too
2626:<Producer> alice:jan 30th but is it Superbowl??
2627:<alice> such as sent me an e-mail?
2628:<alice> I'm not sure
2629:<Recorder> Okay, if that's it...I'm outta here. ;-)
2630:<spberg> Well I'm outta here. Later daze everyone!!!!
2631:<mortal> Ciao, good luck with working out the bugs, Prod!!!
2632:*inertia* very nice job; it was fun, especially the anarchy
2633:<Recorder> Anyone who didn't get the transcript, and wants it can as me
2634:+(ScottE) another time.
2635:<Recorder> Later guys.
2636:*** Signoff: Recorder (Done)
2637:* Producer 's stage assistant, Minou, wants to be recognized. I HAVE THE
2638:+BOTTLE OF WINE!!!
2639:*** Signoff: mortal (Leaving)
2640:<Producer> alice:OK?
2641:<alice>
2642:+ /msg producer: is there a chance of me getting a copy of
2643:(Prompter/#hamnet) CU on Jan 30th then... I'm Tau, and you can find me on
2644:+#amiga...
2645:<inertia> recorder: can u send me one (G_Stern aka jerryr@halcyon.com)
2646:(Prompter/#hamnet) bye all
2647:* Glove is reading the log
2648:<Producer> alice:enter yr e-m address now
2649:
2650:<inertia> bye
2651:*** Signoff: pcarver (Leaving)
2652:<Producer> glove:less stressful than the perf!!!!
2653:*** President has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to type /msg
sloserv
2654:+!send hamnet-log
2655:*** Signoff: inertia ([pratice for next play])
2656:*** spberg has left channel #hamnet
2657:<Glove> Producer :)
2658:<Producer> Prez what a clever boy ur
2659:(President/#hamnet) hehe :)
2660:*alice* what happened on this wonderful play that I happened tohave miss
2661:*alice* u51121@uicvm
2662:(President/#hamnet) it's avaliable there for all
2663:<Producer> alice:it was great + sorry u missed it
2664:* Glove is laughing :))
2665:<alice> sorry I missed it too
2666:(President/#hamnet) can somebody try to get it from there to test it
2667:<Producer> ANYONE KNOW WHEN SUPERBOWL???
2668:(President/#hamnet) alice: do you have dcc?
2669:*alice* I guess there is no way of getting a copy or have a replay huh? :)
2670:<Producer> for non-Americans, Superbowl is an annual ritual
2671:
2672:/who *
2673:#Hamnet Glove H* grigis@disun39.epfl.ch (I dress my tears in
costumes
2674:+...)
2675:#Hamnet alice H U51121@uicvm.uic.edu (!id U51121 at UICVM.bitnet)
2676:#Hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (oHirco_ergo_sum)
2677:#Hamnet President H*+ tomaz@kanin.arnes.si (They call me the President)
2678:#Hamnet SCENE H+ grisha@W20-575-42.MIT.EDU (Crystobal Josevich
Junta)
2679:<alice> what is dcc, this is my first time on IRC
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