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2:..
3:From: sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (Stuart Harris)
4:Subject: HAMNET abort log 14 nov 93
5:To: msdanet@pluto.mscc.huji.ac.il
6:Date: Thu, 5 May 1994 15:09:41 -0700 (PDT)
7:
8:
9:TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT irc THEATER
10:
11:[ Sun Nov 14 08:32:11 ]
12:
13:
14: Message from jimvs on cg57 (ttyFM00) [ Sun Nov 14 08:32:11 ] ...
15:Stu, good morning..sorry to tell you this, but I am not going to be able to
16:make it this morning. Something personal has come up that I have to deal with.
17:you should be able to find a PROLOGUR anyway. Well, I gotta go. Good Luck,
18:have fun, and tell me how it goes later....bye! Jim
19:<EOT>
20:<El_Ingles> testline
21:<El_Ingles> test
22:*** El_Ingles has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to
23:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_Starting_18:00_GMT
24:<El_Ingles> test
25:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
26:#hamnet El_Ingles H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (irco_ergo_sum)
27:*** jimbo (jrg@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
28:<El_Ingles> hi jimbo. Come 2c the play?
29:<El_Ingles> silent type.eh?
30:<El_Ingles> The cyberplay will commence soon after 18:00 GMT
31:<El_Ingles> testline
32:/l prologue
33:<El_Ingles> All the world's a Unix term.... [3]
34:<El_Ingles> ...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4]
35:<El_Ingles> This extravaganza is Copyright 1993 The HamNet Players [5]
36:<El_Ingles> Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
37:<El_Ingles> Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
38:*** El_Ingles has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to
39:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_In_Progress
40:*** El_Ingles has changed the topic on channel #hamnet to
41:+ircHamlet_World_Premiere_starts_18:00_GMT
42:<jimbo> ah, yes. i've wondered in for that.
43:<El_Ingles> u're early but welcome jimbo
44:<jimbo> its so i don't forget later :)
45:<El_Ingles> i am right, it's 20 to 5 in UK?
46:<jimbo> yup. we're on gmt itself right now.
47:<El_Ingles> Teatime..
48:<jimbo> yeah, hehehe
49:<El_Ingles> enjoying yr crumpet right now, eh?????:-)
50:/l pora
51:<El_Ingles> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
52:<El_Ingles> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
53:<jimbo> i shall probably just lurk :)
54:<El_Ingles> Roger
55:*** Value of USER_INFORMATION set to Striving for a more interesting irc
56:/w jimbo
57:*** jimbo is jrg@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk (james r grinter)
58:*** on channels: #hamnet #wallops @#zircon
59:*** on irc via server stork.doc.ic.ac.uk (Dept of Computing, Imperial College,
60:+London UK
61:
62:<El_Ingles> ::
63:<El_Ingles> jimbo:can I test some mode stuff w/you?
64:<jimbo> sure.
65:<El_Ingles> I want 2 know: if I mode u +v then later +m the chan, will u
b able 2 talk
66:<El_Ingles> what's your bet?
67:<El_Ingles> ??
68:<El_Ingles> ?
69:<jimbo> i will be able to talk, yes
70:<El_Ingles> OK, here goes
71:/mode * +v jimbo
72:*** v is unknown mode char to me
73:/mode * jimbo +v
74:*** j is unknown mode char to me
75:*** Mode change "+mib +v!*@*" on channel #hamnet by El_Ingles
76:/mode *- -m
77:*** Mode change "-m" on channel #hamnet by El_Ingles)
78:<El_Ingles> ah, well... that's that. My server does not do +v
79:/mode -mib
80:*** -mib Object name not found
81:/mode -b
82:*** -b Object name not found
83:<El_Ingles> ::
84:<El_Ingles> jimbo:enter something pls just 2 check...
85:<jimbo> hmm.
86:<jimbo> you're right. its too old.
87:<El_Ingles> ah, OK. I was afraid i screwed it up
88:<El_Ingles> oh well it's not vital
89:3 @El_Ingles on *private* (+i) [Mail: 1] * type /help for help
90:<El_Ingles> ::
91:*** Mode change "-i" on channel #hamnet by El_Ingles
92:> /who *
93:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
94:#hamnet jimbo H jrg@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk (james r grinter)
95:#hamnet El_Ingles H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (irco_ergo_sum)
96:*** President (tomaz@kanin.arnes.si) has joined channel #hamnet
97:<El_Ingles> Welcome Prez
98:<President> hi el
99:<El_Ingles> Well, we didn't come up w/any partrs for Slovenians
overnight... :-)
100:<El_Ingles> parts, even
101:<President> ok, I can live without it
102:<El_Ingles> But u can have a part if u want anyway
103:<President> :)
104:/l pora
105:<El_Ingles> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
106:<El_Ingles> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
107:<President> A
108:<El_Ingles> OK
109:<President> I'll have visitors and don't want to spoil the show
110:<El_Ingles> timecheck 09:02
111:<jimbo> Sun Nov 14 17:03:40 GMT 1993t3
112:<El_Ingles> thanx jimbo --- for the print capture version...
113:/time
114:*** irc.caltech.edu : Sunday November 14 1993 -- 08:57 -6836:16
115:* El_Ingles discovers the /time cmd...and is well pleased
116:/nick Producer
117:*** El_Ingles is now known as Producer
118:/w producer
119:*** Producer is sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (irco_ergo_sum)
120:
121:*** on channels: @#hamnet
122:*** on irc via server irc.caltech.edu (California Institute of Technology)
123:*** Producer has been idle 0 seconds
124:<Producer> ::
125:* Producer hopes jimbo is enjoying his 5 o'clock crumpet
126:<President> will anyone log all this?
127:<Producer> We are capturing everything, Prez
128:<President> good. I might not be on all the time so log would be very nice
129:<Producer> Not sure how 2 make it available to the irc community
130:<President> see you later/
131:*** President has left channel #hamnet.
132:*** President (tomaz@kanin.arnes.si) has joined channel #hamnet
133:<President> dcc and alt.irc
134:<President> there are file bots
135:<Producer> dcc yes -- it will b a bit long for alt.irc i think
136:<President> put it there
137:<jimbo> and get it archived on csa.bu.edu
138:<Producer> jimbo:good idea
139:<President> btw: el_ingles
140:<Producer> Y
141:<President> we had tsunami attack recently on #england
142:<Producer> oh really?
143:<Producer> do tell..
144:<President> some 10-20 bots were nick and ctcp flooding
145:<President> constant nick changing and all possible ctcp requests
146:<President> so all clients only responded to request
147:<President> and many was killed because of excess flood
148:<Producer> wow
149:<President> maybe you should put +i too
150:<President> and set verbose off
151:<Producer> that's for private isn't it?
152:<President> yes
153:<Producer> well we don't want to prevent ppl coming in late...
154:<President> i couldn't get machine
155:<jimbo> the ircII client has a limit on how many ctcp requests it will
respond
156:+to per second.
157:<Producer> we r planning 2 op all the actors then +m the chan
158:<President> true, but it didn't help
159:<President> set topic with nicks of ppl who can invite others
160:<President> like /topic msg producer, jimbo, etc for invitation
161:<Producer> Ah, ic
162:<Producer> but how wd we know who the disrupters are?
163:<President> they had variation of name
164:<President> bad code, tsunami, assasin, etc
165:<jimbo> those bots don't tend to ask for invites..
166:<Producer> OK
167:<President> bot won't request invitation
168:<President> ok. time to go
169:<President> bye
170:<Producer> cul
171:*** President has left channel #hamnet
172:/join #england
173:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #england
174:*** Topic: The Friendly Channel! [tm]
175:*** Users on #england: Producer Mincho atalante Zag syriat Polona Azrail
sahd
176:+six809 Brad AnneMarij Pisstaker vulgsy Alenka @Observer
177:<sahd> Mincho..any snow left?
178:<Azrail> sahd : pardon my laggness... the snails were backlogged since
friday
179:
180:+*phew*
181:* six809 decides to go off into pc mode and have a play on frontier...
182:<sahd> Azrail kewl..ier
183:<six809> Seeyousall...
184:<sahd> see ya 6809
185:<Brad> Bye six!
186:*** Signoff: vulgsy (Bad link?)
187:<six809> Brad: ahhhstar
188:<Zag> Gotta go now - I need to sleep...
189:*** Signoff: Zag (Leaving)
190:*** Signoff: six809 (back l8r...)
191:*** Signoff: AnneMarij (Leaving)
192:<Brad> Ahhh!
193:<Producer> All are welcome 2 participate in the World Premiere of the
irc Hamlet
194:+starting 18:00 gmt on #hamnet
195:<Brad> Bye everyone!
196:<syriat> Bye Brad
197:<sahd> Azrail...next time don't pop down Melbourne dry..yah yah yah
198:*** Signoff: Brad (Mew!)
199:<Pisstaker> Back Folks
200:<sahd> see ya Brad
201:<Pisstaker> Got my E mail going again !!
202:<atalante> I've got to go....
203:<atalante> bye
204:/join #hamnet
205:*** You are now talking to channel #hamnet
206:<atalante:#england> bye all
207:*** Signoff: Mincho (Error 0)
208:<sahd:#england> Piss...other was lookin' for ya jest now..
209:<syriat:#england> bye atalante
210:/leave #england
211:*** atalante has left channel #england
212:<Pisstaker:#england> Ohhhh :(
213:*** Producer has left channel #england
214:/who #chat
215:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
216:#chat x3-power H 2WSA102@gc.maricopa.edu (<dt>)
217:#chat prima H 01S0WALKER@virgo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (<sarah>)
218:#chat purrkat H 00KACABANA@virgo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (<Purrkat>)
219:#chat aa H thchan@phys.hkbc.hk (chan tsang hung)
220:#chat FiveO H 58936076U@servax.fiu.edu (<58936076U>)
221:#chat RollDeath H@ kelvinw@iastate.edu (0K = -273.15 Celsius)
222:#chat sAmes H@ kelvinw@iastate.edu (0K = -273.15 Celsius)
223:#chat DrkZombie H@ za2632st@meteor.USColo.EDU (*Unknown*)
224:/who #francais
225:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
226:#Francais Pomme H@ rOOt@palatino.enserb.u-bordeaux.fr (Just say
Help)
227:#Francais BotGarou H@ jcdubacq@eau-de-feu.ens-lyon.fr (just say @help)
228:#Francais LouGarou H@ jcdubacq@eau-de-feu.ens-lyon.fr (Le Mutant Fou)
229:#Francais Deirdre H@ Deirdre@watt.ensem.u-nancy.fr (Deirdre ,
mistress of
230:+Amber and Chaos)
231:#Francais RelliK H@ Syrk@aventino.enserb.u-bordeaux.fr (!id Syrk)
232:#Francais civodul H@ lchataig@fourier.ensem.u-nancy.fr (Eye in the
Sky)
233:#Francais Prosty H@ guyot@quirinale.enserb.u-bordeaux.fr (Prosty)
234:#Francais Eliza H@ bot@HpLyot.ObsPM.Circe.Fr (Dr Eliza, your Psy)
235:#Francais Who_ H@ PaUmIeR@esquilino.enserb.u-bordeaux.fr ( Who ?? )
236:#Francais prank H@ prankster@hector.labri.u-bordeaux.fr (/msg prank
237:+help)
238:
239:#Francais BoyBot H@ montaron@eurecom12.cica.fr (/msg BoyBot help)
240:#Francais KangouYen H@ KangouYen@hector.labri.u-bordeaux.fr (/msg
kangouyen
241:+$aide)
242:#Francais Syrk H@ Syrk@deabis.labri.u-bordeaux.fr (!id Syrk)
243:#Francais sun H irc18791@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From: 132.215.1.1)
244:#Francais Round H bunce@MINERVA.CIS.YALE.EDU (J Bunce)
245:/msg #francais Tous sont invites....
246:>#francais> Tous sont invites....
247:*** #Francais : Cannot send to channel
248:/join #francais
249:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #francais
250:*** Topic: Vivement vendredi! Vivement la pension!
251:*** Users on #Francais: Producer @Pomme @Glove @BotGarou @LouGarou
@Deirdre
252:+@RelliK @civodul @Prosty @Eliza @Who_ @prank @BoyBot @KangouYen @Syrk sun
253:<sun> quit
254:*** Signoff: sun (sun)
255:<Producer> Tous sont invites a assister a la Premiere Mondial du
"Hamlet" irc, a 18:00
256:+gmt sur canal hamnet
257:<Prosty> :)
258:<Prosty> blah une piece en cut and paste
259:<Prosty> *grin*
260:/leave #francais
261:*** Producer has left channel #Francais
262:/who *
263:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
264:#hamnet jimbo H jrg@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk (james r grinter)
265:#hamnet Producer H@ sirrah@cg57.esnet.com (irco_ergo_sum)
266:/who #hottub
267:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
268:#hottub TBA H@ accajs@baskett.hofstra.edu (Want me to kick you?)
269:#hottub Badcat H@ hbj@phys.physics.ucf.edu (The Baddest of the
Bad 8^P)
270:#hottub pablo2 H pmoore@pegsun.peg.apc.org (Paul Moore)
271:#hottub x3-power H 2WSA102@gc.maricopa.edu (<dt>)
272:#hottub GameOver H@ g93b9126@kudu.ru.ac.za (Aural Aphasia)
273:#hottub Paradigm H nate@hopper.acs.Virginia.EDU (Nate Payne)
274:#hottub ponytail H@ ANMAH@ttacs1.ttu.edu (<Life's.a.bitch!>)
275:#hottub Cyberdoug H@ dstewart@nmr.york.cuny.edu (Douglas promises to
never
276:+again rm *.*)
277:#hottub IrcRealm H@ IrcRealms@jobe.shell.portal.com (The Cyber Bot)
278:#hottub sPiker H@ IrcRealms@jobe.shell.portal.com (The Cyber Bot)
279:#hottub Kanan H@ kanan@umcc.umcc.umich.edu ( Searching... )
280:#hottub StarCross H@ ~mj9388@ehsn3.cen.uiuc.edu (Maddest of the Mad)
281:#hottub sock H@ jnelson@iastate.edu (sock V5.4 - Non-agression
282:+perfectin)
283:<Producer> ::
284:<Producer> ::
285:<Producer> :
286:/who #twilight_zone
287:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
288:#Twilight_ Fozz H faisal@bezerkley.raritanval.edu (Baby dry your
eyes,
289:+save all the tears you cried)
290:#Twilight_ Mmmm H* mandar@hellcat.ecn.uoknor.edu (Mmmm,I get high
with a
291:+little help from my friends)
292:#Twilight_ dwight H*@ spencer@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (Kathy`s Pook,
293:+Approach with Caution)
294:#Twilight_ jim_bob H jrg@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk (james r grinter)
295:#Twilight_ Loq H loq@runner.jpl.utsa.edu (New Internet BBS--Coming
296:+Soon!)
297:
298:#Twilight_ Cisco H veikko@elaine7.Stanford.EDU (Not idling into
eternity
299:+today)
300:#Twilight_ Sarayan H* galibero@Dafne.Mines.U-Nancy.FR (Just codin')
301:#Twilight_ Silek H*@ lcm1501@hertz.njit.edu (Nemo me impune lacessit
!)
302:#Twilight_ Kino G randalf@pegasus.rutgers.edu
303:+(-=Take_A_Walk_On_The_WildSide=-)
304:#Twilight_ Kino2 H son@romulus.rutgers.edu (Avtech W Vector)
305:#Twilight_ pjg H*@ pjg@urth.acsu.buffalo.edu (Paul Graham)
306:#Twilight_ tzoper H*@ ~tzoper@azure.acsu.buffalo.edu (PJG)
307:#Twilight_ Trillian H*@ hrose@rocza.kei.com (can't get a message through)
308:#Twilight_ LumberJak H* hrose@kei.com (I log all night and I log all day)
309:#Twilight_ jason H jason@jello.qabc.uq.oz.au (jason andrade)
310:#Twilight_ Spoogle H mxb@invasion.engr.ucf.edu (Michael D. Bray)
311: #Twilight_ Supreme H*@ sivbl@valiant.vut.edu.au (It's LIFE Jim but
NOT as we
312:+know it)
313:#Twilight_ techie H*@ techie@w6yx.Stanford.EDU (Zombie From Hell)
314:#Twilight_ DaBigMac H jim@yamabico.cs.uow.edu.au (jimbo)
315:#Twilight_ Stefke G* we45158@cdcopus2.ulb.ac.be (Hacked at the end
of the
316:+universe)
317:#Twilight_ dumbie H dsorenso@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (i believe in Christ)
318:#Twilight_ Jon2 G*@ jcgreen@iastate.edu (Jon Green)
319:#Twilight_ Twilight1 G* pda@irc.engr.uark.edu (Patrick D. Ashmore)
320:#Twilight_ Visigoth H kluster@pokey.cs.caltech.edu (The grand
inquisitor)
321:-> *supreme* you are invited 2 the World Premiere of the irc Hamlet at
18:00
322:+gmt on #hamnet
323:-> *killian* you are invited 2 the World Premiere of the irc Hamlet at
18:00
324:+on #hamnet
325:*** killian: No such nickname
326:*Glove* c'est serieux?
327:-> *trillian* yo are invited 2 the World Premiere of the irc Hamlet st
18:00
328:+gmt on #hamnet
329:-> *glove* oui
330:-> *glove* reduit a 80 lignes
331:-> *glove* 17 roles a distribuer
332:*Glove* c'est une excellente idee ca ! :)
333:-> *glove* allez viens!!!
334:*** Glove (grigis@disun39.epfl.ch) has joined channel #hamnet
335:<Glove> jello :)
336:<Glove> oo
337:<Producer> Welcome glove
338:<Glove> Thanks :)
339:/l pora
340:<Producer> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
341:<Producer> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
342:*Glove* ca commence quand?
343:<Producer> 18:00 gmt, soit en 1/2 h
344:<Glove> ok
345:<Producer> P or A?
346:/l parts
347:<Producer> :
348:<Producer> :
349:<Producer> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
350:<Producer> :
351:<Producer> audience 2 lines + ad lib
352:<Producer> SCENE 5 lines
353:<Producer> _Enter 7 lines
354:<Producer> _Exit 2 lines
355:<Producer> prompter 1 line
356:
357:<Producer> :
358:<Producer> Ghost 2 lines
359:<Producer> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
360:<Producer> R_krantz 5 lines
361:<Producer> G_stern 3 lines
362:<Producer> _Queen 8 lines
363:<Producer> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
364:<Producer> King 4 lines
365:<Producer> Laertes 3 lines
366:<Producer> Fort_bras 2 lines
367:<Producer> Drum 1 line
368:<Producer> Colours 1 line
369:<Producer> Attndts 1 line
370:<Producer> :
371:<Producer> :
372:<Glove> P
373:<Glove> :)
374:<Producer> Bon
375:<Glove> how do I choose?
376:<Producer> We choose. We will pre-feed your lines
377:<Glove> ok.
378:<Producer> every line is numbered so the whole thing comes together
379:<Producer> Mais toi tu es le premier a vouloir etre comedian....
380:<Producer> Felicit...
381:<Glove> heheh
382:<Glove> merci merci
383:<Producer> <g>
384:/time
385:*** irc.caltech.edu : Sunday November 14 1993 -- 09:27 -6836:10
386:<Glove> personne d'autre n'est comedian?
387:<Producer> pas encore mais le casting commence a 18:00
388:<Glove> ah d'accord :)
389:<Glove> bon, je dois partir un moment ... je reviens a 18h ok?
390:<Producer> OK
391:<Glove> a + :)
392:*** Glove has left channel #hamnet
393:/who #aussies
394:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
395:#aussies simone H ez026444@othello.ucdavis.edu (*Unknown*)
396:#aussies jason H@ jason@jello.qabc.uq.oz.au (jason andrade)
397:#aussies DaBigMac H@ jim@yamabico.cs.uow.edu.au (jimbo)
398:#aussies Mark G mark@blackplague.gmu.edu (Mookie)
399:/who #sweden
400:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
401:#sweden Headliner H@ tdl9107@Abacus.HGS.SE (Happiness in Slavery!)
402:#sweden yfcon H m92awa@tex9.hfb.se (Information wants to be free)
403:#sweden kanin H hs93cjg@tex3.hfb.se (Cissi Jonsson-Glans - HFB T
404:+hs93)
405:#sweden Oddy H@ mikael@Abacus.HGS.SE (The Sweetest guy on IRC..)
406:#sweden banken H banken@father.ludd.luth.se (Mikael Eriksson)
407:#sweden SwedeServ H@ mikael@Abacus.HGS.SE (/msg SwedeServ HELP)
408:<Producer> :
409:<jimbo> /emacs
410:<jimbo> oops
411:<Producer> doing a little text editing, eh?
412:<jimbo> text searching :) but my windows pop up and down and that one
caught
413:+me out :)
414:* Producer notices a thunderstorm approaching & worries abt ac spikes :-(
415:
416:<Producer> ack!
417:<Producer> :
418:/who #talk
419:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
420:#talk MarsBar H ~gaw-a@student1.york.ac.uk (Just MarsBar)
421:#talk crafty H@ dswanson@134.216.64.1 (crafty and dynamic!)
422:#talk nga H ngavanca@wpi.WPI.EDU (Nga V Cao)
423:#talk Ozy H@ irc21750@irc.nsysu.edu.tw (From: 152.78.200.45)
424:#talk shoot H ltht@rac5.wam.umd.edu (To' KIKI)
425:#talk stig H@ kurtin@espen.hedmarkdh.no ( I'M THE GOLDEN
CHILD )
426:#talk Bonsai H@ bonsai@elba.uni-paderborn.de (Love seems to be
a none
427:+existing illusion)
428:#talk MaDboT H@ MaDboT@cse.unl.edu (What do you know.. Im a
bot! =))
429:#talk Spoogle H@ mxb@invasion.engr.ucf.edu (Michael D. Bray)
430:#talk sPiker H@ IrcRealms@jobe.shell.portal.com (The Cyber Bot)
431:#talk IrcRealm H@ IrcRealms@jobe.shell.portal.com (The Cyber Bot)
432:#talk Cyberdoug H@ dstewart@nmr.york.cuny.edu (Douglas promises to
never
433:+again rm *.*)
434:#talk TersBot H@ TersBot@engr.engr.uark.edu (TersBot)
435:<Producer> :
436:/l instruc
437:<Producer> :
438:<Producer> :
439:<Producer> OK, Here's how it works....
440:<Producer> Each actor is about to receive his/her lines ONLY in /QUERY
mode.
441:<Producer> Each line is numbered at the end like this.... [14]
442:<Producer> PLEASE RECORD IN SOME WAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU RECEIVE [PrtSc
recommended]
443:<Producer> Where irc commands are involved the initial / has been
omitted...
444:<Producer> and you are asked to add it in (in tech rehearsal we had BIG
PROBS w/this!)
445:<Producer> Every line you have must be entered in the overall numeric
sequence...
446:<Producer> and the entire script will appear.
447:<Producer> EXAMPLE: If you have a line numbered [14], wait until you see
448:<Producer> somebody else enter line [13] and then enter your line [14]
449:<Producer> OBVIOUSLY IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU INCLUDE THE LINE
NUMBER
450:<Producer> IN YOUR INPUT -- IT IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUE.
451:<Producer> NOTE: Some actors have more than one line in sequence....
452:<Producer> So, if you have both lines [13] and [14], you cue yourself
for [14]
453:<Producer> +=========== 30 sec PAUSE FOR QUESTIONS ============+
454:<Producer> :
455:<Producer> :
456:<jimbo> if you want to know how to put in the commands, you have to use
/ /
457:+(that's with a space) to do it in ircII
458:<jimbo> however, i think it might be even harder in query modeee.
459:<Producer> well I think ppl will be bright enuff 2 figure it out
460:<Producer> (hope)
461:<jimbo> probably :)
462:<Producer> Here's an example for u...
463:/q jimbo
464:*** Starting conversation with jimbo
465:/l ghost
466:-> *jimbo* Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the
bastard.
467:+[12]
468:-> *jimbo* MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
469:-> *jimbo* *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE MODE IN LINE 13
*******
470:/query
471:*** Ending conversation with jimbo on #hamnet
472:<jimbo> i think that they'd work that out :)
473:-> *trillian* we think u shd accept the role of Queen in the irc Hamlet
474:
475:> :/who #germany
476:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
477:/who #brazil
478:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
479:<Producer> :
480:<Producer> :
481:/time
482:*** irc.caltech.edu : Sunday November 14 1993 -- 09:45 -10476:39
483:<Producer> 9:52 by the status line
484:*** tyree (irc22379@irc.nsysu.edu.tw) has joined channel #hamnet
485:<Producer> Welcome tyree
486:<tyree> Thankyou! (whew!)
487:<Producer> Quite a procedure, eh?
488:<tyree> Looong way around! <G>
489:/l lostms
490:<Producer> :
491:<Producer> :
492:<Producer> ***<<< WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE >>>***
493:<Producer> THAT THE LONG-LOST MANUSCRIPT "HamNet" HAS COME TO
LIGHT..
494:<Producer> The MS is 80 lines long and written in irc jargon
495:<Producer> Scholars have long speculated that this rare document was
496:<Producer> the source of inspiration for Shakespeare's verbose play
"Hamlet"
497:<Producer> =========================
498:<Producer> THIS CYBERPLAY WILL RECEIVE ITS FIRST PERFORMANCE HERE IN A
MOMENT OR 2
499:<Producer> :
500:<tyree> I hear THUNDER! That for atmosphere?
501:* Producer is worried about the thunderstorm causing computer havoc :-(
502:<tyree> Naw! Just a nasty night on the castle walls.
503:/who #chat
504:Channel Nickname S User@Host (Name)
505:#chat lion H lvirta@vipunen.hut.fi (Leena S Virta)
506:#chat MaDboT H@ MaDboT@cse.unl.edu (What do you know.. Im a
bot! =))
507:#chat Merlin H u922646@lotus.daimi.aau.dk (No one in particular)
508:#chat x3-power H 2WSA102@gc.maricopa.edu (<dt>)
509:#chat Hammahead H jruusu@freenet.hut.fi (Jan Ruusuvuori)
510:#chat Strubi H@ strubi@xantippe.ethz.ch (I said, don't ask me !
CAN'T
511:+YOU READ ? :P)
512:#chat purrkat H 00KACABANA@virgo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (<Purrkat>)
513:#chat FiveO H 58936076U@servax.fiu.edu (<58936076U>)
514:#chat RollDeath H@ kelvinw@iastate.edu (0K = -273.15 Celsius)
515:#chat sAmes H@ kelvinw@iastate.edu (0K = -273.15 Celsius)
516:#chat DrkZombie H@ za2632st@meteor.USColo.EDU (*Unknown*)
517:/join #chat
518:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #chat
519:*** Topic: "OPEN 24 hrs"
520:*** Users on #chat: Producer lion @MaDboT Merlin x3-power Hammahead
purrkat
521:+FiveO Da-Tuzi @RollDeath @sAmes @nAmes @DrkZombie
522:*** Strubi (strubi@xantippe.ethz.ch) has joined channel #chat
523:*** Mode change "+o Strubi" on channel #chat by nAmes
524:* Hammahead hears purrkat purr and is happy
525:* Hammahead Says Ouch!
526:<Strubi> re
527:<Strubi> netsplit
528:* FiveO puts a pillow under purr so she doesn't get her hair wet
529:<Strubi> lion, and some comp viruses, too...if they count
530:<Producer> All are invited to #hamnet to participate in the World
Premiere of the irc
531:+Hamlet
532:/leave #chat
533:
534:*** Producer has left channel #chat
535:<tyree> ?
536:<Producer> Waiting for ppl...
537:*** Glove (grigis@disun39.epfl.ch) has joined channel #hamnet
538:<Glove> re :)
539:<Producer> Recruiting from other channels
540:<Producer> re glove
541:<tyree> hiya glove
542:<Glove> hi Tyree
543:<Producer> Glove you are cast in the role of "_Enter"
544:<Producer> pls put on your costume [ie change yr nick]
545:<Glove> ok
546:<Glove> a sec
547:*** _Enter (grigis@disun39.epfl.ch) has joined channel #hamnet
548:*** Glove has left channel #hamnet
549:<_Enter> ok
550:*** Bill (wjs@finch.doc.ic.ac.uk) has joined channel #hamnet
551:<tyree> Enter enter!
552:<Producer> here r enter's lines. copy them inc the numbers
553:<tyree> hiya Bill
554:<Producer> Welcome Bill
555:/q _enter
556:*** Starting conversation with _enter
557:-> *_enter* ME Hamlet [9]
558:-> *_enter* ME Ghost [10]
559:-> *_enter* ME Ophelia [21]
560:-> *_enter* ME R_krantz [31]
561:-> *_enter* ME G_stern [32]
562:-> *_enter* ME Hamlet, Queen, King, Laertes, R_krantz, G_stern [56]
563:-> *_enter* ME Fortinbras + drum + colours + attendants [73]
564:-> *_enter* *********** PLEASE ADD / BEFORE EACH ME ********
565:/q
566:*** Ending conversation with _enter on #hamnet
567:<Bill> good morrow to thee ...Bill...
568:<Producer> Bill...
569:/pora
570:*** Unknown command: PORA
571:/l pora
572:<Producer> Please enter P if you wish to be a performer
573:<Producer> Please enter A if you would prefer to lurk in the audience
574:<_Enter> hi bill
575:<Bill> a
576:<Producer> tyree:sound FX now deafening...
577:/l parts
578:<Producer> :
579:<Producer> :
580:<Producer> PARTS AVAILABLE ARE.........
581:<Producer> :
582:<Producer> audience 2 lines + ad lib
583:<Producer> SCENE 5 lines
584:<Producer> _Enter 7 lines
585:<Producer> _Exit 2 lines
586:<Producer> prompter 1 line
587:<Producer> :
588:<Producer> Ghost 2 lines
589:<Producer> Ophelia 4 lines + /signoff
590:<Producer> R_krantz 5 lines
591:<Producer> G_stern 3 lines
592:
593:<Producer> _Queen 8 lines
594:<Producer> Polonius Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh only
595:<Producer> King 4 lines
596:<Producer> Laertes 3 lines
597:<Producer> Fort_bras 2 lines
598:<Producer> Drum 1 line
599:<Producer> Colours 1 line
600:<Producer> Attndts 1 line
601:<Producer> :
602:<_Enter> hi Bill :)
603:<Producer> c'mon, Bill... b a sport
604:<Bill> ahh, so you recognise my hidden talents... how perceptive of you
605:<Producer> get yer tights on, mate!
606:<_Enter> :)Bill: maybe just
607:<tyree> <gazes at bill w admiration>
608:<Producer> Bill: maybe just prompter... 1 line????
609:*_Enter* I'm sory ... what am I supposed to do with the thing you msgd me?
610:<Bill> ok, you've got me into it ...
611:-> *_enter* write all lines down including the numbering.
612:<Producer> Bill is the prompter. Please get yr cozzie on [ie change yr
nick]
613:*_Enter* ok
614:*** Bill is now known as Prompter
615:<Producer> prompter:here's yr line... write it down
616:/q prompter
617:*** Starting conversation with prompter on #hamnet
618:-> *prompter* Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47]
619:<_Enter> I've got a problem ... I have to go to eat in 20 minutes :(
620:/q
621:*** Ending conversation with prompter on #hamnet
622:<Producer> _enter:merde, I doubt we'll get it done by then
623:<_Enter> ack! :(
624:<tyree> Exit enter?:
625:* _Enter sees his comedian career fading away :(
626:<Producer> tyree:maybe we'll have 2 do this between us!!!! :-((((
627:<Producer> _enter: hang on as long as u can....what's food when there'
ART available
628:<tyree> <checking makeup>
629:<_Enter> I'm really pissed. That was definitely a good idea ...
630:* Producer is off recruiting..
631:/join #england
632:<tyree> was? WAS?
633:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #england
634:*** Topic: The Friendly Channel! [tm]
635:*** Users on #england: Producer hactar @Footle @SunScream @PwrHands Brad
636:+Cypher Geordie @Polona Azrail Pisstaker @Alenka @Observer
637:*** SHNELLS (GKDESAI@hcacad.holycross.edu) has joined channel #england
638:*** Mode change "+o SHNELLS" on channel #england by Polona
639:<SHNELLS> afternoon allall
640:<_Enter:#hamnet> Producer: true, but my mom's wrath doesn't understand
art ;(
641:<PwrHands> after noon
642:<PwrHands> oops
643:*** SHNELLS has left channel #england
644:<Producer> Come on, guys! we really need volunteers for the World
Premiere of irc
645:+Hamlet. Come on over to #hamnet
646:<Brad> Oh well. I'm gonna go do some work. Back in 3:45. :)
647:*** Signoff: Brad (Purr!)
648:/leave #england
649:*** Producer has left channel #england
650:-> *shnells* we need u in #hamnet
651:
652:<tyree> We could offer Mom a role?
653:<_Enter> if you could perform that at 22:00 gmt, I'd be here with no
problem
654:+...
655:<_Enter> Tyree: :)
656:*SHNELLS* why>?
657:<tyree> Queen is a BIG part!
658:-> *shnells* because we desperately need actors for the irc Hamlet
659:-> *shnells* pleeez
660:*SHNELLS* er...why me?
661:-> *shnells* cuz u're a good sport
662:-> *shnells* this is El Ingles in disguise
663:*SHNELLS* well i'd love to but i was just about to log off cos i need to
take
664:+a dump...oh hey dude :)
665:<Producer> tyree:right, queen is best
666:<_Enter> yup
667:<_Enter> Producer: how's recruiting?
668:<Producer> _enter: dis a ton meme elle peut jouer La Reine..
669:<Producer> Recruiting going slowly....
670:<Producer> Nobody up in #aussies...
671:<Producer> I'll try sweden...
672:/join #sweden
673:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #sweden
674:*** Topic: Laslo har fastnat i Dark queen of krynn.
675:*** Users on #sweden: Producer Bonita Flognat @Headliner @Laslo @yfcon
@Oddy
676:+banken @SwedeServ
677:<yfcon> head: nope
678:<_Enter:#hamnet> Producer: hmm ...
679:<Oddy> I am off now
680:<Oddy> ciaon
681:<Headliner> Oddy: ses!
682:<yfcon> cu oddyiere of th
683:*** Bonita has left channel #sweden
684:<Oddy> ossa skriv pa irc-se nu :)
685:*** Oddy has left channel #sweden
686:<Producer> All are invited to #hamnet to participate in the World
Premiere of the irc
687:+Hamlet. 17 roles to b cast
688:/leave #sweden
689:*** Producer has left channel #sweden
690:<Producer> casting calls issued to sweden + england
691:/list -min 6
692:*** #s1 10
693:*** #s3 10
694:*** #hack 17
695:*** #jack-off 6
696:*** #atlantic. 7
697:*** #Poker2 11 Come and play poker with us!
698:*** #wicca 6
699:*** #gayteen 7 This is a NO Sex Channel
700:*** #amigager 11
701:*** #lut 6
702:*** #norway 12 Welcome all (english is preferable)
703:*** #kana 10
704:*** #42 29
705:*** #muenster 11 ** The Friendly German Channel **
706:*** #idle 6
707:*** #rutgersU 17
708:*** #Francais 18 Felicitations Markus
709:*** #ad&d 6 Channel of the _UNDEAD_. Silent as tomb. Join in!
710:
13
711:*** #daiwan 6
712:*** #Anime! 9 challenge: find a redeeming aspect for windaria
713:*** #turks 6
714:*** #gblf 7 Gay men, Bisexuals, Lesbians, and our Friends :)
715:*** #bored 6 netiquette and mermaids
716:*** #england 13 The Friendly Channel! [tm]
717:*** #heart 9 S H A R E O U R H E A R T :)
718:*** #ivy 10 ppii ao.Rao#poU
719:*** #francaise 7 The New Top Cool French Channel
720:*** #uiuc 9
721:*** #services 8
722:*** #eu-opers 16
723:*** #kl 8
724:*** #Nippon 10
725:*** #kyutech 7
726:*** #[$B$K$[$s 16
727:*** #[$B$A$c$C 21
728:*** #[$B$_$"[( 19
729:*** #russian 18 Bratishki !! A net li u kogo vihoda na OS VM ???
730:*** #disney 6
731:*** #texas 9 << The International Channel of Texas >>
732:*** #medan 8
733:*** #thailand 8
734:*** #jeopardy 12 Have you huggled someone today??
735:*** #aussies 11 the JenX and Yvain show !
736:*** #hellas 10 ATHENS CHOSEN BY THE NIGHT
737:*** #polska 12 dzis Lublin dominuje :-)
738:*** #china 12 Yeah.. great!
739:*** #hotsex 19 Yay for what? My flunking all exams? NOT!
740:*** #canada 6 Welcome To Canada
741:*** #hk 9 FOR INFO ON MOTHRA'S FUND: /MSG HKMAMA FUND
742:*** #romance 18 Get your recipies here!
743:*** #tho* 16 The Gossip Channel
744:*** #singapore 7 Whatever.....
745:*** #sex 35 Too much time, too few worthwhile women.
746:*** #kowloon 6 Kowloon is my home
747:*** #amiga! 6
748:*** #hottub 18 MAXER!
749:*** #ASIANS 14 m I s S u E l L i S
750:*** #bdsm 10 Have a nice day.
751:*** #gospel 7 Golgotha, see you tonight.
752:*** #talk 19 Yeah !
753:*** #pub 14 The bots have taken over!
754:*** #viet 9 Ddo*`i Va('ng Em Ro^`i Say Vo*'i Ai!!!
755:*** #india 11 morrison rules
756:*** #Amiga 31 kill him... my rrrobots
757:*** #cricketta 9
758:*** #cricket 11 CAB: RSA 180-5 (40) bt WI 139 A.O TID3 AUS 398 NZ
759:*** #appleiigs 7 Character Bashing while you wait!
760:*** #chat 14 "OPEN 24 hrs"
761:*** #gaysex 20 20 Questions
762:*** #Indo 11 .
763:*** #os/2 6 Have an Os/2 question?
764:*** #bah 9
765:*** #wallops 7
766:*** #Twilight_ 38 New Vanity server stray.catt.ncsu.edu
767:*** #linux 27 Free 386 Un*x/X11/tcp/more (/msg linuxbot help)
768:*** #taipei 8 Telnet 140.120.1.4 login: bbs
769:
770:*** #taiwan 23 lousy taisrv always changing the topic
771:*** #unix 17 This is not fsp support.
772:*** #korea 24 It's getting lively folks!!!
773:*** #malaysia 41 weh jaga2 .... sekarang nie polis irc banyak weh
774:*** #warung 17 IRC.. TEMPAT MENCARI JODOH... HEHEE..
775:*** #vampires 11 If you Love Someone...Set them on Fire...
776:<tyree> Er, what's for dinner, enter?
777:<tyree> <say it out loud.>
778:<Producer> tyree:_enter is in switzerland
779:/join #norway
780:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #norway
781:*** Topic: Welcome all (english is preferable)
782:*** Users on #norway: Producer @bOtSeRv @Tango @K-Bot @Krampe ssin Nille
783:+Crinos @Miken @woo-slave @Frankie @Laffer @Macroman @NorwaySrv
784:*** Mode change "+b ringnes!pils@smaker.dritt" on channel #norway by
Tangoare
785:<_Enter:#hamnet> Tyree: Hachis Parmentier
786:<Producer> All are invited to #hamnet to participate in the World
Premiere of the irc
787:+Hamlet. 17 roles
788:<tyree:#hamnet> No straight lines to me pls. :)
789:/leave *
790:*** PureMalt (sveinos@colargol.edb.tih.no) has joined channel #norway
791:*** Producer has left channel #norway
792:<_Enter> <satisfied grin>
793:/join #russian
794:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #russian
795:*** Topic: Bratishki !! A net li u kogo vihoda na OS VM ???
796:*** Users on #russian: Producer jane kotyonok maramoy puffy tima mumi
@Maximka
797:+tixo TAPAKAH oleg Sll Krasavets arra Freezer Nimitz
798:<TAPAKAH> oleg : slishish tresk steni ?
799:*** step (ALEX@lcvax.lehman.cuny.edu) has joined channel #russian
800:<tyree:#hamnet> <transatlantic envy>
801:<maramoy> mac : ty ohrenel?
802:*** Chumka (arlovit@bimacs.cs.biu.ac.il) has joined channel #russian
803:*** Chumka has been kicked off channel #russian by Maximka
804:<Krasavets> kot:vidish' kak ja vse znau :))))
805:<mumi> 9
806:<step> privet
807:<tixo> max:budem zhivoi legendoi doxloi shkoly :(
808:<maramoy> maximka :????????????????????????????????????
809:<oleg> TAPAKAH: gromche!
810:<TAPAKAH> Maximka : spasibo
811:<TAPAKAH> oleg :participate i
812:<Maximka> maramoy on menya kiknul i ban na ves' host postavil!!!!!
813:<Krasavets> Kot: Tebe ot nego privet
814:<oleg> Takogo Chumku prognal....
815:<kotyonok> pravda?
816:<maramoy> maximka : a my pri
817:+chem???????????????????????????????????????????????
818:<Producer> All are invited to #hamnet to participate in the World
Premiere of the irc
819:+Hamlet. 17 roles to cast
820:<oleg> TAPAKAH: :)
821:<tixo> kto tut chumku obizhaet,blin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
822:/leave *
823:<puffy> step,hi!
824:*** Producer has left channel #russian
825:/join #greeks
826:*** Producer (sirrah@cg57.esnet.com) has joined channel #greeks
827:*** Users on #greeks: @Producer
828:
829:/leave *
830:*** Producer has left channel #greeks
831:<tyree> So THIS is show biz!?
832:* Producer has issued casting calls to norwegians, russians + greeks
833:<_Enter> hmmm
834:<Producer> just to amuse u guys, here's a preview of the set....
835:/nick Set
836:*** Producer is now known as Set
837:/l ncastle
838:<Set> ______* ______* *______ *______
839:<Set> < | < | | > | >
840:<Set> <______| <______| |______> |______>
841:<Set> | | | |
842:<Set> ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
843:<Set> | + | | + | | + | | + |
844:<Set> | + |________| + |________| + |________| + |
845:<Set> | #@
846:NO CARRIER
847:
848::
849::
850::
851:*****<<<< At this point the thunderstorm caused a power outage >>>>****
852:*****<<<< which caused failure at ESNET and the production was >>>>****
853:*****<<<< interrupted until Producer could hack back into irc >>>>****
854:*****<<<< via the public client in Taiwan, irc.nsysu.edu.tw. >>>>****
855::
856::
857::
858::
859:8 Producer on #hamnet * type /help for help <NSYSU-Chinese-Guest-IRC>
860::
861::
862::
863:<Producer> That's all for him// ....
864:*** RosenKRNZ is now known as Hamlet
865:<Producer> .... but u'd hv been great
866:<Hamlet> 2B | !2B
867:<Hamlet> ^ the question
868:<Producer> Welcome lobber... the perf is cancelled
869:<Hamlet> Whether tis nobler to the mind
870:<tyree> So pls keep me posted on retry huh Producerf?
871:<Hamlet> To suffer the splits and lags
872:<Hamlet> That net is hair to
873:<Producer> tyree:u bet
874:<Hamlet> Tis a logoffing devoutly to be wished
875:<lobber> was wondering where everybody was
876:<Producer> Hamlet:u hv definitely got the idea
877:<Hamlet> To lag, to split
878:<Hamlet> No more
879:/whois Hamlet
880:*** Hamlet is s2887087@techst02.technion.ac.il (The Quantum Cat)
881:*** on channels: #hamnet
882:*** on irc via server irc.technion.ac.il ([132.68.1.9] Technion,
Haifa,+Israel)<Hamlet> And with a nick to say we
883:/bye
884:<Hamlet> The heartaches and thousand kilobytes]
885:<tyree> to crash, perchance to conceptualize... No more!
886:<Producer> Here's another sample....
887:
888:<Hamlet> Why don't we do MacBeth?
889:<Hamlet> She should have lagged hereafter
890:<Producer> Enter the speech, I pray u, as I /QUERYd it to you...
891:<Producer> Trippingly on the kybd...
892:<Producer> But if u screw it up, as many of our Unix ops do...
893:<Producer> I had as lief the town crier opped my /loads
894:<Producer> Nor do not decorate yr lines w/attribs too much, ^V thus,
895:<Producer> For in the very torrenmt, tempest, and, as I may say
whirlwind of yr passion....
896:<Producer> ....You must give + beget a temperance that may lend irc
smoothness
897:<Hamlet> There would have been a /time for such a Dword
898:<tyree> Fraility, thy nick=woman
899:<Hamlet> Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
900:<Hamlet> Creeps this pitty Boudrate d
901:<Hamlet> From channel to channel
902:<Hamlet> Til the last bit of logged in time
903:<Hamlet> And all out /whowases out merely carriers
904:*** lobber has left channel #hamnet
905:<Hamlet> Lighting the \path or blinded fools
906:<Hamlet> Is this a channel I see before me?
907:<Hamlet> Hail McBOT that shall be Choped!
908:<Hamlet> Double double noise and troublelag +troub;
909:<tyree> Got it guys! Adieu for now!/quitle
910:<Producer> lag +trouble
911:<Producer> Bye tyree
912:*** Signoff: tyree (Leaving)
913:<Hamlet> z>}`*QuantCat:we will set this up later + will b sure 2 contact u
914:<Producer> QuantCat:we will set this up later + will b sure 2 contact u
915:<Hamlet> But soft, what Topic through yonder channel Breaks?
916:
917:
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